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泰坦尼克号
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翻译 酥ki酱 阿蘇駅 Nikita 大钊 八步半 天青月白
翻译 glida 快用六麦神剑 Slience 神秘章鱼X
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的wholock 后期 拉图
初校 神秘章鱼X 精校 冷冷盯着八爪鱼的草
总监 神秘章鱼X
对了 Right...
所有乘客请注意 Attention all passengers.
泰坦尼克号现已到达太阳系三号行星 The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol 3,
也被称为地球 居住种群为人类 also known as Earth, population - Human.
女士们先生们 欢迎来到圣诞节 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas!'
神秘博士 2007圣诞特辑
诅咒之旅
在轨运行平稳 Orbit, nice and steady.
很好 卡维尔先生 Good work, Mr Cavill.
保持位置 And maintain position.
听我说 先生们 Now then, gentlemen,
根据下方这颗星球的传统 according to the traditions of the planet below,
圣诞节是一个欢庆的节日 Christmas is a time of celebration.
我想也许你们也该喝点朗姆酒 I think you might be entitled to a tot of rum.
就一杯 Just the one!
去吧 Off you go.
-长官 -长官 - Sir. - Sir.
长官 Sir.
我留下来看着 I'll keep watch.
长官 Sir.
还有你 叫什么来着 And you, what was it?
弗雷姆见习生 长官 Midshipman Frame, sir.
刚有资格上船 长官 第一次出任务 Only just qualified, sir. First trip out!
那么你可以走了 见习生 Then you can stand down, Midshipman.
但是 But, erm...
条例规定 驾驶室在任何时候 Regulations say the bridge has to be staffed
都至少要有两名船员值守 长官 by two crew members at any one time, sir.
说的好 很好 Well said. Very good!
应该是个安静平和的夜晚 Well, it should be nice and quiet.
下面那只是颗五级行星 It's only a Level 5 planet down below...
地点:地球 五级行星
他们甚至都不知道我们在这 they don't even know we're here.
平安夜 我想他们是这么叫的 Silent night, I believe they call it.
一个平安的夜晚 A silent night.
马科斯·卡普康尔游轮公司
Max Capricorn Cruiseliners,
最快 最远 最好 the fastest, the furthest, the best.
我当然知道 因为 And I should know, because...
我就是马科斯 my name is Max!
*Sleigh bells ring*
*Are you listening*
《Winter Wonderland》 Felix Bernard/ Richard B. Smith
*In the lane*
*Snow is glistening*
-圣诞快乐 先生 -圣诞快乐 - Merry Christmas, sir. - Merry Christmas.
*A beautiful sight*
*We're happy tonight*
*Walking in a winter wonderland*
*Gone away is the blue bird*
*Here to stay is a new bird*
*He sings all a song*
*As we go along*
*Walking in a winter wonderland*
*In the meadow we can build a snowman...*
我可不是来放假的 尤其当我还有网接电话 It's not a holiday for me, not while I've still got my vone,
按我说的去做 卖了 now do as I say and sell!
晚上好 我是57号乘客 Evening, Passenger 57,
我记性不好 麻烦提醒我一下 你是 terrible memory, remind me, you would be?
信息 天国侍者 为游客提供信息 Information. Heavenly Host, supplying tourist information.
很好 那么告诉我 因为我脑子不好使 Good! So, tell me, cos I'm an idiot,
我们从哪里来 where are we from?
信息 泰坦尼克号来自卡斯塔利安行星带 Information. The Titanic is en route from the Planet Sto
斯托行星 in the Cassavalian Belt.
此次巡游的主题是 The purpose of the cruise
体验原始文明 is to experience primitive cultures.
泰坦尼克 谁想的名字 Titanic, erm, who thought of the name?
信息 它的名字 Information. It was chosen
选自于地球上最著名的一艘船 as the most famous vessel of the Planet Earth.
他们有告诉你它为什么出名吗 Did they tell you why it was famous?
信息 Information.
所有名字的挑选者都是马科斯·卡普康尔 All designations are chosen by Mr Max Capricorn,
名下公司马科斯 马科斯 马科斯 President of Max... Max... Max... Max...
马科斯 马科斯 马科斯 马科斯 Max... Max... Max...
出了点小故障 Oops! Bit of a glitch.
抱歉 先生 交给我们处理吧 Sorry, sir, we can handle this.
马科斯 马科斯 马科斯 Max... Max... Max...
软件问题 仅此而已 Software problem, that's all,
交给我们吧 先生 圣诞快乐 leave it with us, sir. Merry Christmas!
又坏了一个 这些机器到底是怎么了 That's another one down, what's going wrong with these things?
这都已经八个出故障了 That's eight of them now, on the blink.
有一位女士让侍者帮她修项链 One woman asked the Host to fix her necklace,
结果她的脖子差点被掐断 it almost broke her neck.
头等舱里啊 In first class!
我检查过这些机器人 没发现问题啊 I've been over the robotics, nothing.
就像有种东西侵入了它们 某种程序错误 It's like something's got into them, some kind of bug.
等等 等等 Whoa, wait, wait.
放那边 15区 Over there, bay 15!
我跟你说 如果修不好 那就全丢下船 Tell you what, if you can't fix them, throw them overboard.
就放在左边 Over there on the left.
老天爷 你闭着眼走路吗 For Tov's sake, look where you're going!
这件夹克可是货真价实的地球古董 This jacket's a genuine Earth antique!
我很抱歉 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
扣你工资的时候你再抱歉吧 甜心 You'll be sorry when it comes off your wages, sweetheart!
雇傻瓜当员工 Staffed by idiots!
难怪马克斯·卡普康尔快要破产了 No wonder Max Capricorn's going down the drain!
小心 我帮你 Careful! There we go.
不用了 先生 我自己能行 Thank you, sir, I can manage.
我可没说你不行 I never said you couldn't!
顺便一提 我是博士 I'm the Doctor, by the way.
阿斯特丽德 先生 阿斯特丽德·佩丝 Astrid, sir, Astrid Peth.
很高兴认识你 阿斯特丽德 圣诞快乐 Nice to meet you, Astrid. Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐 先生 Merry Christmas, sir.
叫我博士就好 不要叫先生 Just Doctor, not sir.
你享受此次巡游吗 You enjoying the cruise?
大概吧 我不清楚 Yeah, I suppose, I dunno.
一个人的巡游 也就那样 It doesn't quite work, a cruise, on your own.
你没跟同伴一起来吗 You're not with anyone?
没 没有 就只有我 No, no, just me, just, er...
曾经有同伴 但是 Used to be, but, erm...
没有了 你呢 No. What about you?
这里可离你们斯托星非常远 Long way from home, Planet Sto.
没感觉有什么不一样 Doesn't feel that different.
在这个太空餐厅里工作了三年 Spent three years working at the spaceport diner,
长途跋涉到这 还是个餐厅服务员 travel all the way here, and I'm still waiting on tables.
没离船休假吗 No shore leave?
我们不能下船 他们付不起保险 We're not allowed, they can't afford the insurance.
我只是想试试 一次就好 I just wanted to try it, just once...
以前我看着一艘艘船朝星星飞去 I used to watch the ships heading out to the stars.
就总是梦想着 And I always dreamt of...
-听起来有点蠢 -你梦想着另一片天空 - It sounds daft. - You dreamt of another sky.
全新的太阳 New sun,
全新的空气 全新的生活 new air, new life,
整个充满生机的宇宙 a whole universe teeming with life.
外面有大千世界 为何止步于此呢 Why stand still when there's all that life out there?
你...经常旅行吗 So... you... travel a lot?
一直在旅行 纯粹转着玩 All the time. Just for fun.
好吧 本来只想转着玩 但总是碰上事 Well, that's the plan, never quite works.
那你一定很富有吧 You must be rich, though.
身无分文 Haven't got a penny.
我偷偷上来的 Stowaway.
逗我呢 Kidding?
真的 Seriously!
-不会吧 -真的 - No! - Oh, yeah!
你怎么上来的 How'd you get on board?
纯属意外 我有一艘类似飞船的东西 Accident! I've got this sort of ship-thing,
在修复的时候 没启用防护罩 I was just rebuilding her, left the defences down,
撞上了泰坦尼克号 于是我就在这儿了 bumped into the Titanic, here I am.
看着像是在开派对 正好来瞧瞧 Bit of a party. I thought, why not?
我应该举报你 I should report you.
去吧 Go on, then.
我去给你拿杯喝的 I'll get you a drink.
免费的哦 On the house.
别管他们 Just ignore them.
他们笑什么呢 Something's tickled them.
他们告诉我们今天是化妆舞会 They told us it was fancy dress.
很可笑吧 确实 Very funny, I'm sure.
他们找茬就因为我们没掏钱买票 They're just picking on us because we haven't paid.
我们参加比赛赢了船票 We won our tickets in a competition.
我要在《小行星之光》节目中 I had to name the five husbands of Joofie Crystalle
说出乔菲·克里斯特尔五任丈夫的名字 in By The Light Of The Asteroid!
话说你看过《小行星之光》吗 D' you ever watch By The Light Of The Asteroid?
是不是有对双胞胎 Is that the one with the twins?
没错 可好看了 That's it! It's marvellous!
但那边几位觉得我们不配 But we're not good enough for that lot,
他们认为我们该去三等舱 they think we should be in steerage.
这可不行吧 Can't have that, can we?
-你干的吗 -大概吧 - Did you do that? - Maybe.
-我们喜欢你 -真心的 - We like you! - We do!
我是莫万·凡·霍夫 这是我夫人 福恩 I'm Morvin Van Hoff, this is my good woman Foon.
福恩 你好 我是博士[医生] Foon! Hello! I'm the Doctor.
吃完自助餐我正好需要个医生 I'm gonna need a Doctor by the time I'm finished with the buffet.
来块水牛城鸡翅 Have a buffalo wing!
水牛城一定很大只吧 长了这么多翅膀 They must be enormous, these buffalo, so many wings!
全体旅客请注意 Attention, please,
持红色票6-7的乘客可以着陆了 shore leave tickets Red 6-7 now activated,
红色票6-7 Red 6-7.
我们是红色票6-7 Red 6-7, that's us!
你也是吗 Are you Red 6-7?
-就算是吧 -那一起吧 - Might as well be! - Come on, then!
我们要去地球啦 We're going to Earth!
能量似乎涌向了31层甲板 长官 Seems to be power diverted to deck 31, sir.
31层甲板
突然亮了一阵 现在停了 It flared up, then it stopped.
没什么可担心的 这艘船有点旧了 Nothing to worry about, she's an old ship.
浑身都是大小毛病 Full of aches and pains.
探测到流星雨 Picking up a meteoroid shower,
左舷方向 西56度 北2度 portside, bearing west 56, north 2.
流星雨在这片星云很常见 还很远呢 Fairly standard in this part of space. Miles away.
我们应该能看见 长官 We could probably see it, sir.
红色票6-7 这边请 Red 6-7, Red 6-7, this way,
赶紧来集合啦 fast as you can.
-喝的来了 -我带你去玩儿 快来 - I got you that drink. - And I got you a treat! C' mon.
红色票6-7 马上出发啦 Red 6-7, departing shortly.
红色票6-7 加一位 Red 6-7, plus one.
赶紧的 先生 Er, quickly, sir, please,
两个传送手镯 请戴好 and take two teleport bracelets, if you would.
-我会被炒鱿鱼的 -新新世界哦 - I'll get the sack. - Brand new sky!
重申下 我是科博 本船的历史学家 To repeat, I am Mr Copper, the ship's historian,
我将带你们前往 and I shall be taking you
联合英国的老城伦敦 to old London town in the country of U.K.
曾由仁君温瑟拉统治 ruled over by good King Wenceslas.
仁君温瑟拉 是著名的圣诞传说人物 可参阅《生活大爆炸》S06E11
人类崇拜的是圣诞大神 Now, human beings worship the great God, Santa,
是一种非常可怕的老人 a creature with fearsome claws
以及他的妻子 叫快乐 and his wife, Mary.
每年平安夜 And every Christmas Eve,
英国人民就会和土鸡国开战 the people of U.K. go to war with the country of Turkey.
他们甚至还把土鸡人当作圣诞大餐吃了 They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner.
有如野人 Like savages!
不好意思 请问... Excuse me, sorry, sorry, but...
你是从哪知道这些的 where did you get all this from?
我获得了地球学的最高学位 Well, I have a first-class degree in Earthonomics.
好了 那我们准备... Now, stand by...
还有我 还有我 红色票6-7 And me! And me! Red 6-7!
请戴好手镯 先生 Take a bracelet, please, sir.
等等 您怎么称呼 But hold on, hold on... What was your name?
班纳卡法拉塔 Bannakaffalatta!
好吧班纳卡法拉塔 不过地球上正在过圣诞 OK, Bannakaffalatta, but it's Christmas Eve down there,
很多人会在商场血拼到半夜 late-night shopping, tons of people,
他就像个会说话的火龙果 he's like a talking conker.
无意冒犯 但你会引起骚乱的 No offence, but you'll cause a riot,
因为街上挤满了 cos the streets are gonna be packed
购物者 狂欢者 还有... with shoppers and parties and...
好了 尽情购物吧 Now, spending money.
我这有张地球货币信用卡 I have a credit card in Earth currency,
如果你们想买些装饰品 if you want to buy trinkets
或者囤些袜子 土特产之类的 or stockings or the local delicacy,
比如所谓的牛肉 which is known as beef,
但别走远了 可能会有危险 but don't stray too far, it could be dangerous!
随时都会有人开始抡拳头 Any day now, they start boxing.
boxing day是指圣诞节第二天的节礼日 boxing又有拳击之意
应该到处都是人的 It should be full.
应该挤满了人才对 一定出了什么事 It should be busy, something's wrong.
但简直太美了 But it's beautiful.
是吗 Really?!
你说真的吗 只不过是条街而已嘛 D' you think so? It's just a street.
金字塔才叫美 还有新西兰... The Pyramids are beautiful, and New Zealand...
这是不同的星球 我站在一个不同的星球上 But it's a different planet! I'm standing on a different planet!
这里有混凝土路面 There's... concrete!
还有商店 外星商店 And shops! Alien shops!
真的外星人商店 Real alien shops!
看 天上没有星星 Look, no stars in the sky!
还有这气味 真呛 And it smells... It stinks!
真是棒呆了 谢谢你 Oh, this is amazing! Thank you!
来吧 我们去看看 Yeah? Come on, then, let's have a look.
伦敦被遗弃
你好 抱歉 Hello, there, sorry,
显而易见的问题 不过...人都去了哪里 obvious question, but... where's everybody gone?
被吓跑了 Oh, ho, scared.
好吧 没错 被什么吓的 Right, yes, scared of what?
你是从哪个山洞里来的 Where've you been living?
伦敦 在圣诞节的时候 London! At Christmas!
不安全 对吧 Not safe, is it?
-为什么 -因为他们 天上来的 - Why? - Well, it's them! Up above.
前年圣诞节 Look, Christmas before last,
来了一艘巨大的飞船 we had that big bloody spaceship.
[详见2005年圣诞特辑《圣诞入侵》]
每个人都爬上房顶要跳楼 Everyone standing on the roof!
伦敦人患上节日恐惧症
然后去年 那颗圣诞之星 And then last year, that Christmas Star,
皇室将继续留守
到处放电 吸干泰晤士河的水 electrocuting all over the place, draining the Thames.
[详见2006年圣诞特辑《落跑新娘》]
这地方太赞了 This place is amazing!
今年 天知道会发生什么事 And this year, Lord knows what.
所以大家都逃走了 去了乡下 So everyone's scarpered, gone to the country.
除了我 还有女王陛下 All except me, and Her Majesty.
女王陛下已经证实 'Her Majesty the Queen has confirmed'
她将在节日期间 'that she will be staying in Buckingham Palace'
留守白金汉宫 'throughout the festive season,'
向伦敦及世界表明 'to show the people of London, and the world,'
完全没有必要恐惧 'that there's nothing to fear.'
上帝保佑女王 Gawd bless her.
我们警惕着呢 We stand vigil.
别告诉其他人 Well, between you and me,
我认为女王陛下是正确的 I think Her Majesty's got it right.
据我所知 今年的确无需忧虑 As far as I know, this year, nothing to worry about.
话说回来... Then again...
我话还没有讲完 I was in mid-sentence!
我非常抱歉 Yes, I'm sorry about that,
有点小问题 bit of a problem...
请交出手环 If I could have your bracelets?
很抱歉 女士们先生们以及班纳卡法拉塔 Apologies, ladies and gentlemen and Bannakaffalatta,
我们的电力供应似乎遭遇了小小的波动 we seem to have suffered a slight power fluctuation.
如果您愿意继续参加节日宴会 If you'd like to return to the festivities,
那么我代表马科斯·卡普康尔游轮公司 and on behalf of Max Capricorn Cruiseliners,
请各位享用免费酒水 free drinks will be provided.
谢谢 Thank you.
刚刚太赞了 太赞了 That was the best. The best.
什么样子的电力波动 What sort of power fluctuation?
有点奇怪 长官 That's a bit odd, sir.
流星在改变方向 The meteoroids are changing course.
不过我们可以把护盾调到最大值 Still. We can put the shields up to maximum,
以防万一 just in case.
不要擅动 见习生 As you were, Midshipman.
长官 Sir?
您在磁化船壳 长官 You're magnetising the hull, sir.
磁化船壳
把流星吸引过来了 It's drawing the meteors in.
左舷朝向地球... 'Port turning earth side... '
这是故意的吗 I take it that's deliberate?
左舷朝向地球... 'Port turning earth side... '
给乘客的灯光表演吗 Bit of a light-show for the guests?
差不多吧 Something like that.
*You shouldn't be here, what's your tale?*
《The Stowaway》 Murray Gold 本剧原创歌曲
*I ought to throw you to the whale*
*He just smiled and said, "Come here, let's dance"*
*He said, borrow or steal, I'll find a way*
*to be with my lover upon Christmas day*
*And I'll run and I'll roam, I'll cover the ground*
*This Christmas I'll see you, I'll be around*
我当然知道 因为我就是马科斯 'And I should know because my name is Max.'
最快 最远... 'The fastest, the furthest...'
最好... '... the best.’
我就是马科斯 'My name is Max.'
护盾关闭
是驾驶室吗 我要和船长通话 Is that the bridge? I need to talk to the captain.
有流星雨正朝我们过来 You've got a meteoroid storm coming in...
正西方偏北两度 West zero by north two.
你是谁 Who is this?
不重要 你的护盾关闭了 Never mind that. Your shields are down.
你看看扫描器啊船长 Check your scanners, Captain.
有流星雨过来了 而你没有护盾 You've gotten meteoroids coming in and no shielding!
你没有权限 You have no authorisation,
请立刻退出通讯 you will clear the comms at once.
是吗 看看你的右舷 Yeah? Just look starboard!
请跟我走 先生 If you could come with me, sir.
但他是对的 先生 护盾被关闭了 But he's right, sir, the shields have been taken offline.
离开控制台 Step away from there.
但是我们得重新启动护盾 长官 But we have to re-energise, sir.
我说了离开控制台 见习生 I said step away, Midshipman.
有流星雨朝着船来了 You've got a rockstorm heading for this ship,
而且护盾被关闭了 and the shields are down!
他们向我保证过都是老人 They promised me old men.
您说什么 先生 I'm sorry, sir?
船员 On the crew.
老水手 已经享受过人生的人 Sea dogs. Men who'd had their time.
而不是毛头小子 Not boys.
听我说 这是紧急情况 Listen to me! This is an emergency!
去救生... Get to the lifeb...!
对不起先生 这是我的职责 I'm sorry, sir, it's my duty.
看窗子外面 Look out the windows!
他 朋友 Him, friend.
如果你不相信我 自己去检查护盾 If you don't believe me, check the shields yourself!
先生 我能为他担保 Sir, I can vouch for him!
乘务员 他只是有点喝多了 Steward, he's just had a bit too much to drink.
先生 出问题了 所有的传送都停了 Sir, something seems to have gone wrong. All the teleports are down.
待会儿说 Not now!
氧气膜维持中 'Oxygen membrane holding.'
氧气膜支持中 'Oxygen membrane holding.'
喂 你 You, there.
有人检查过外部护盾吗 Has anyone checked the external shielding?
信息 Information.
你们都会死 You are all going to die.
-乘务长在哪里 -他去了那边 先生 - Where's the Chief Steward?! - He went that way, sir.
护盾关掉了 我们会被击中的 The shields are down, we're going to get hit!
你要害死我们 Youre gonna kill us...
我已经是要死的人了 I'm dying already.
只剩六个月 Six months.
他们给了我很多钱 And they offered me so much money...
给我的家人 ...for my family.
乘务长 听我说 护盾被关闭了 Oi, Steward! I'm telling you, the shields are down!!
你得听他的 听他的 Listen to him, listen to him!
马科斯·卡普康尔... 'Max Capricorn... '
亲爱的 过来看这个 Darling, come and have a look at this.
最快... 'The fastest... '
红色警报 红色警报 'Red alert. Red alert.'
最远... '... the furthest...
最好... '... the best...'
最好 '... the best... '
救命 救命 Help me! Help me!
所有人 请冷静 Everybody, just please stay calm!
我的脚 My foot!
救我 Help me!
船停了 It's stopping.
你还好吧 You all right?
没事 I think so.
这船名字没起好 Bad name for a ship.
也或者是这套西装真的是厄运西装 Either that, or this suit is really unlucky.
各位 Everyone.
女士们先生们 还有班纳卡法拉塔 Ladies and gentleman, and Bannakaffalatta...
我代表马科斯·卡普康尔游轮公司给各位道歉 I must apologise, on behalf of Max Capricorn Cruiseliners.
我们遭遇到了轻微碰撞 We seem to have had a small collision.
-轻微吗 -你知道我花了多少钱买票吗 - Small! - D' you know how much I paid for my ticket?!
女士们先生们 先静一静 If I could have silence, ladies...gentlemen...
别吵 Quiet!
谢谢 我确信马科斯·卡普康尔游轮公司 Thank you. I'm sure Max Capricorn Cruiseliners
将会为各位的不便做出相应的赔偿 will be able to reimburse you for any inconvenience.
-但重要的是我们都活下来了 -博士 - But first, I would point out that we're very much alive... - Doctor!
这船还是蛮结实的 ...it is, after all, a fine and sturdy ship.
麻烦你们先不要走动 If you could all stay here,
我去调查一下 while I ascertain
究竟发生了什么情况 the exact nature of the... situation.
不要打开 Don't open it!
大气泄漏
氧气罩开启
氧气保护层已稳定 'Oxygen shield stabilised.'
大家都没事吧 阿斯特丽德 福恩 Everyone all right? Astrid? Foon?
莫万 科博先生 Morvin, Mr Copper?
-班纳卡法拉塔 -没事 - Bannakaffalatta? - Yes.
-你叫什么名字 -莱克斯坦·斯莱德 - You, what was your name? - Rickston Slade.
你还好吧 You all right?
感谢那个白痴 我不怎么好 No thanks to that idiot.
乘务长死了 The steward just died!
那他就是个死白痴 Then he's a dead idiot!
好了 冷静 All right, calm down!
你们都待在这里 别动 Just stay still, all of you, hold on...
发生什么事了 为什么护盾失效了 What happened? How come the shields were down?
我觉得这不是一个意外 I don't think it was an accident.
死了多少人 How many dead?
我们还活着 记住这一点 We're alive. Just focus on that.
我会带你离开这里的 阿斯特丽德 I will get you out of here, Astrid.
我保证 看着我 I promise. Look at me.
我保证 I promise.
很好 如果我们可以到前台去 Good. Now, if we can get to reception,
我藏了一艘太空船 我们都可以坐得下 I've got a spaceship tucked away, we can all get on board and...
怎么了 怎么回事 What is it, what's wrong?
-我的船在那里啊 -哪里 - That's my ship, over there. - Where?
那儿呢 那个蓝色的小盒子 There, that box, that little blue box.
那是太空船吗 That's a spaceship?
别挑三拣四了 Oi, don't knock it.
-有点小啊 -还有点远 - It's a bit small. - A bit distant.
但问题是 一旦开始漂流 Trouble is, once it's set adrift,
它的程序设定是自动锁定最近的重力中心 it's programmed to lock on to the nearest centre of gravity.
那就是 And that would be...
地球 ...the Earth.
别就傻站着啊 救我出来 Don't just stand there, get this thing off me!
侍者 这是命令 救我 Host! That's an order! Help me!
这不是你们的职责吗 That IS your job, isn't it?
信息 我们现在只有一个功能 Information. We now have only one function.
什么功能 And what's that?
信息 杀 Information. To kill.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
侍者 我在命令你 停下 Host! I'm ordering you, stop it!
停下来 马上 Stop it, right now!
22层甲板呼叫驾驶室 Deck 22 to the bridge.
22层甲板呼叫驾驶室 Deck 22 to the bridge...
有人吗 is there anyone there?
驾驶室收到 This is the bridge.
你好啊船员 听到你我很开心 Hello, sailor! Good to hear you!
上面什么状况 What's the situation up there?
我们有空气 We've got air...
氧气保护层稳定了 但是船长 The oxygen field is holding. But the Captain...
他死了 He's dead.
是他做的 He did it,
我的天啊 他关闭了护盾 oh, my Vot, he took down the shields...
我什么都做不了 我尽力了 我试过了 There was nothing I could do, I tried, I did try.
没事 冷静 你叫什么名字 All right, stay calm, what's your name?
见习生弗雷姆 Midshipman Frame.
很高兴认识你 先生 现在引擎状况如何 Nice to meet you, sir. What's the state of the engines?
我看看 They're, um...
稍等 Hold on...
你受伤了吗 Have you been injured?
我还好 I'm all right...
我的天 引擎正在减速 Oh, my Vot. They're cycling down.
是核风暴引擎是吧 That's a Nuclear Storm drive, yes?
-是的 -引擎失效时我们就会脱离轨道 - Yeah. - The moment they're gone, we lose orbit?
星球 The planet...
啊 是的 Oh, yes.
如果我们撞击地球 核风暴引擎会爆炸 If we hit the planet, the Nuclear Storm explodes
那地球上的全部生物就全完了 and wipes out life on Earth.
见习生 我需要你激活引擎维持力场 Midshipman, I need you to fire up the Engine Containment Field
然后往内核里面输送能量 and feed it back into the core.
这样行不通啊 That's never gonna work!
相信我 这样我到之前引擎不会停转 Trust me, it'll keep the engines going till I get to the bridge.
我们要死了 We're gonna die!
你的意思是这是有人故意而为吗 Are you saying someone's done this on purpose?
我们要死了 We're gonna die!
好了 别吵别吵 一件事一件事来解决 OK, OK, just hush! First things first.
第一 我们要爬过这艘船 One, we're gonna climb through this ship.
乙 不对 第二 我们要到达驾驶室 B - no, two - we're gonna reach the bridge.
第三 或者丙 我们要拯救泰坦尼克 Three, or C, we're gonna save the Titanic.
最后的最后第四 或者丁 And coming in a very low four, or D,
或者用来标页脚的罗马数字IV 查明原因 or that little "IV" In brackets they use on footnotes - why?
好吧 跟我来 Right, then! Follow me.
慢着慢着 什么时候轮到你来做主了 Hang on a minute, who put you in charge?
还有你是哪位啊 And who the hell are you, anyway?
我是博士 是时间领主 I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord.
我来自位于卡斯特伯罗斯星群的伽里弗雷 I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous,
我903岁了 而且我会救你们一命 I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's going to save your lives
还有地球上的六十亿人的生命 and all six billion people on the planet below.
有什么问题吗 You got a problem with that?
没有 No.
这样的话 In that case...
我们走 allons-y!
小心 Careful.
跟我来 Follow me.
说来挺讽刺的 It's rather ironic,
但是这挺符合圣诞节的精神 but this is very much in the spirit of Christmas.
暴力的狂欢 It's a festival of violence!
据说人类是生是死 They say that human beings only survive
取决于他们是好人还是坏人 太野蛮了 depending on whether they've been good or bad. It's barbaric!
实际上 这不是真的 Actually, that's not true,
圣诞节是平安和感恩的节日 而且 Christmas is a time of peace and thanksgiving and...
我还说什么啊 我的圣诞节总是这样 Oh, what am I on about? My Christmases are always like this!
找到了一个侍者 we've got a Host!
力大无穷 Strength of ten!
如果能把它修好 If we can mend it,
就可以让它来清理碎片 we can use it to fix the rubble.
我们可以修好这个机器人 我们俩 We can do robotics! Both of us!
我们在斯托星的牛奶市场工作 We work on the Milk Market back on Sto,
那里全是机器人 it's all robot staff.
你们试试把它修好 See if you can get it working.
咱们上去看看 Let's have a look...
-堵住了 -现在该怎么办 - It's blocked. - So what do we do?
-咱们钻过去 -就这么办 - We shift it. - That's the attitude!
莱克斯坦 科博先生 Rickston! Mr Copper!
还有你 班纳卡法拉塔 And you, Bannakaffalatta...
我能不能叫你班纳 能省不少时间 Look, can I just call you Banna? It's gonna save a lot of time.
不行 班纳卡法拉塔 No! Bannakaffalatta!
好吧 班纳卡法拉塔 在这中间 All right then, Bannakaffalatta, there's a gap,
有个缝隙 你试试能不能过去 in the middle, see if you can get through.
小菜一碟 Easy! Good!
这里随时就要塌了 This whole thing could come crashing down!
莱克斯坦 你听不懂是吗 Oh, Rickston, did you get that message?
-没有 听懂什么 -闭嘴 - No, what message? - Shut up.
班纳卡法拉塔过来了 Bannakaffalatta made it!
我身材小 我过得去 I'm small enough, I can get through.
-小心点 -我没事 - Careful. - I'm fine.
问题是 胖子夫妇怎么通过那个缝隙 Thing is, how are Mr and Mrs Fatso going to get through that gap?
咱们来把这个缝隙扩大 开工吧 We make the gap bigger. So start!
好了 宝贝 Come on, sweetheart.
别听他的 Don't listen to him.
不 但这都是我的错 No, but it's all my fault, though.
-那两张船票 -那是我们光明正大赢来的 - The tickets. - We won them, fair and square.
我知道 I know.
我一直没告诉你 I never told you...
我打了五千次热线电话 I dialled the competition line 5,000 times.
花了五千个信用点 还不如直接买船票呢 That's 5,000 credits, I might as well have paid for the tickets.
我藏电话账单已经藏了几个月了 I've been hiding the vone bill for months now.
五千信用点 5,000 credits?
-你花了五千信用点 -别恨我 - You spent 5,000 credits? - Don't hate me.
笑什么 What's so funny?
五千 5,000?
我们永远也还不清 We'll never pay that off.
我知道 我们得接着工作二十年 I know! We'll have to work for 20 years!
你个疯女人 You mad bloody woman!
你不生气 You're not cross?
那有什么关系 Does it matter?
看看我们俩 Well, look at us!
我为你疯狂 You drive me barmy!
我太爱你了 凡·霍夫夫人 I don't half love you, Mrs Van Hoff.
过来 C' mere.
发生了什么 他们找到甜甜圈了吗 What happened, did they find a doughnut?
我可以从这边清理 它动了的话告诉我 I can clear it from this side, just tell me if it starts moving!
班纳卡法拉塔 怎么了 Bannakaffalatta, what's wrong?
-怎么了 -不能说 - What is it? - Can't say.
你受伤了 Are you hurt?
真丢人 Ashamed.
-为什么 -可怜的班纳卡法拉塔 - Of what? - Poor Bannakaffalatta!
你是半机械人 You're a cyborg!
遭遇了事故 Had accident.
很久以前 这是秘密 Long ago. Secret.
不 但是现在世道变了 No, but everything's changed, now!
半机械人也能享有平等的权利 Cyborgs are getting equal rights.
斯托星已经通过了相应的法律 They passed a law, back on Sto,
你们甚至可以结婚 you can even get married.
娶你吗 Marry you?
你得先请我喝一杯 Well, you can buy me a drink first!
过来 给你充上电 Come on, let's recharge you.
你先在这待一会 Just stay there for a bit.
-别跟任何人说 -我保证 - Tell no-one. - I promise.
上面怎么了 What's going on up there?
我想班纳卡法拉塔刚刚和我订婚了 Oh, I think Bannakaffalatta and I just got engaged.
-这里是驾驶室 -这里是五号厨房 - This is the Bridge. - This is kitchen number five.
你们那有几个人 How many of you are there?
我们只有六个 Six of us. Just about.
只有我们还活着吗 长官 Are we the only ones left alive, sir?
不 19层甲板上还有人活着 No, there's more on deck 19...
等等 如果我反转扫描装置 Hold on, if I reverse the scanner...
整艘船上还有五六十人活着 等等 There's 50, 60 people, still alive all over the ship, hold on...
我看到你们了 五号厨房 在这 i can see you! Kitchen five, there you are!
五号厨房
听着 所有人都来驾驶室 Listen, everyone's heading for the bridge,
别走左边 那边没有空气 右面能走吗 don't go portside, there's no air, can you head starboard?
我们被困住了 门关着 我们出不去 We're stuck, the doors have sealed, we can't get out.
不 等等 门开了 No, wait a minute. It's opening!
有人在外边 There's someone on the other side!
侍者 这有侍者 侍者还在工作 Host, we've got Host! The Host are still working!
太棒了 让他们把通往控制室的路清理出来 That's brilliant, tell them to clear a path to the bridge.
听到了吗 Did you get that?
五号厨房 请回答 Kitchen five, report.
五号厨房 有人吗 Hello, kitchen five?
请回答 Report!
马上就好了 很好 Almost done! Good, good, good!
-弗雷姆先生 你那怎么样 -博士 - Mr Frame, how's things? -Doctor...
本来到处都是生命迹象 I've got life-signs all over the ship,
但是他们一个接一个地消失了 but they're going out, one by one.
怎么回事 因为没有空气吗 What is it, are they losing air?
不 有个人说是侍者干的 No, one of them said it was the Host,
和侍者有关 it's something to do with the Host.
修好了 It's working!
-杀 -快关上 快关上 - Kill... - Turn it off, turn it off!
杀 杀 杀 Kill, kill, kill,
杀 杀 杀 杀 kill, kill, kill, kill...
快走 Go!
莫万 Morvin!
它卡住了 关不上 It's frozen, can't stop it!
没用 双重锁死了 Won't work... double deadlock!
杀 杀 Kill, kill...
-上楼 -亲爱的快跑 - Go upstairs! - Run, darling, run!
信息 Information.
杀 杀 杀 杀 Kill, kill, kill, kill...
-莱克斯坦 让他们过去 -没门 - Rickston! Get them through! - No chance!
莱克斯坦 Rickston!
我不可能过得去 I'll never get through there!
你可以的 让我先过去 Yes, you can, let me go first.
侍者疯了 你那边还安全吗 The Host have gone berserk! Are you safe out there?
杀 杀 杀 Kill, kill, kill...
不 我卡住了 No, I'm stuck!
加油 你能行的 Come on! You can do it!
要塌了 It's gonna collapse.
莱克斯坦 该死的 帮帮我 Rickston, Vot damn it, help me!
没门 No way!
莫万 快过去 Morvin! Get through!
杀 杀 Kill, kill...
博士 他卡住了 Doctor, he's stuck.
凡·霍夫先生 虽然我们刚刚认识 Mr Van Hoff, I know we've only just met
但是抱歉了 but you'll have to excuse me.
过来了 接住你了 That's it! We've got you!
博士 快点 快过来 Doctor, come on! Get through!
信息超控 Information override!
告诉我你是从哪里接受的指令 You will tell me the origin of your command structure?
-我扛不住了 -信息 来自31层甲板 - I can't hold it! - Information, deck 31.
谢谢 Thank you!
放手 Let go!
莫万 快看 有吃的 Morvin, look! Food!
太好了 至少某些人能吃就开心 Oh, great, someone's happy.
那你就别吃了 Don't have any, then!
-弗雷姆先生 你还在吗 -在 先生 - Mr Frame? Are you still there? - Yes, sir.
但侍者就在门外 我已经把门锁死了 But I've got Host outside, I've sealed the door.
他们被输入了杀戮指令 为什么有人这么做 They've been programmed to kill, why would anyone do that?
这不是唯一的问题 博士 That's not the only problem, Doctor.
我不得不在门上开了最高级封锁 也就是说 I had to use a maximum deadlock on the door. Which means...
没有人能进来 no-one can get in.
我被锁死在这里了 I'm sealed off.
就算你能修好泰坦尼克号 Even if you can fix the Titanic,
你也无法进入驾驶室了 you can't get to the bridge.
好吧 没事 问题一个一个解决 Yeah. Right. Fine! One problem at a time.
31层有什么 What is on deck 31?
那里是底部舱 没什么东西 That's down below, it's nothing...
只是侍者储存舱 用来存放机器人 It's just the Host Storage Deck, that's where we keep the robots.
但那是什么 But what's that?
你看那个黑色的色条 Do you see that panel, black,
上面什么记录都没有 it's registering... nothing.
没有电 没有温度 没有光 No power, no heat, no light.
我之前从没有见过这个 I've never seen it before.
被完全屏蔽了 那里会是什么 100% shielded, what's down there?
我试试强化下扫描器 I'll try intensifying the scanner.
如果你查到了东西就告诉我 Let me know if you find anything.
还有 保持引擎继续运转 And keep those engines going!
给你留了一些 Saved you some.
你也许是伽里哔哔的时间大王 You might be a Time King from Gaddabee,
-但你还是要吃东西的 -没错 谢谢 - but you still need to eat. - Yeah. Thanks.
你都903岁了 还这么年轻啊 Though you look good for 903.
-你该看看我晨起的样子 -好吧 - You should see me in the mornings. - OK.
博士 现在应该已经过午夜了 Doctor! Must be well past midnight,
按照地球时间 现在已经是圣诞节了 Earth time. Christmas Day.
确实是 圣诞节快乐 So it is. Merry Christmas.
这个圣诞节 到底是怎么回事 This Christmas thing, what's it all about?
说来话长 Long story.
我最清楚不过了 我就在现场 I should know, I was there.
我抢到了最后一个座位 I got the last room.
如果地球人都醒过来的话 But if the planet's waking up,
难道我们不能给他们发信号吗 can't we signal them?
他们也许能够发送个火箭之类的过来 They could send up a rocket or something.
他们没有宇宙飞船 They don't have spaceships.
不 我在书上看过 他们有飞行器 No, I've read about it, they have the shuttles.
宇宙飞行器 Space shuttles.
科博先生 你的地球学学位是从哪获得的 Mr Copper, this degree in Earthonomics, where's it from?
说真的吗 Honestly?
我们保密 Just between us.
格莱特利夫人快乐旅行大学兼干洗店 Mrs Golightly's Happy Travelling University And Dry Cleaners.
你对公司撒谎了吗 You... you lied to the company?
就为了获得这份工作吗 To get the job?
我在斯托星上荒废了一生 I wasted my life on Sto.
我原来是个推销员 总在路上奔波 I was a travelling salesman, always on the road,
当我临近退休 and I reached retirement
却一无所有 连个家都没有 with nothing to show for it, not even a home.
而地球听起来是那么有吸引力 And Earth sounded so... exotic.
是的 没错 地球是很有吸引力 Yeah, I suppose it is, yeah.
你怎么对地球这么了解 How come you know it so well?
我之前 I was sort of, um...
几年前我可以说是 A few years ago, I was sort of made, well...
可以说是无家可归 然后 Sort of homeless, and...
就来了地球 There was the Earth.
问题是 如果我们能够活下来 The thing is, if we survive this,
就会面对警察和各种调查 there'll be police, and all sorts of investigations...
星际欺诈的最低刑罚是 Now the minimum penalty for space lane fraud
在监狱中服刑十年 is ten years in jail.
我已经老了 Well, I'm an old man,
我熬不过十年的 I won't survive ten years!
侍者 快点 快走 Host! Move! Come on!
这是唯一能通过的路吗 Is that the only way across?
换句话说 总算还有条路 On the other hand, it is a way across.
-引擎还开着 -核风暴引擎 - The engines are open. - Nuclear Storm drive.
一旦引擎停止工作 泰坦尼克号就会掉下去 Soon as it stops, the Titanic falls.
但那个桥根本无法承受我们的体重 But that thing, it'll never take our weight.
你们最后一个过 兄弟 You're going last, mate.
这是硝基合金材料 比看起来更坚硬 It's nitrofine metal. It's stronger than it looks.
都一样 莱克斯坦是对的 我和福恩应该 All the same, Rickston's right, me and Foon should go la...
莫万 Morvin!
我说了吧 我说了吧 I told you! I told you!
-闭嘴 快闭嘴吧 -救他回来 - Just shut up, shut up! - Bring him back!
你难道不能把他救回来吗 Can't you bring him back?
救他回来 博士 Bring him back, Doctor!
-不能 抱歉 我不能 -你保证过的 - I can't, I'm sorry, I can't. - You promised me!
我知道 很抱歉 对不起 I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
博士 我觉得那些东西能够追踪我们的气味 Doctor, I rather think those things have got our scent.
-我不等了 -小心点 - I'm not waiting. - Careful!
慢慢走 Take it slowly!
天啊 帮帮我 Vot help me...
你没事的 一点点走 You're ok! Step at a time.
快点 你能行的 Come on. You can do it.
杀 杀 Kill, kill...
他们越来越近了 They're getting nearer.
我把这里封闭起来 I've got to seal us in...
那我们就被困在这里了 不是吗 Leaving us trapped, wouldn't you say?
不要说被困在这里了 我们只是 Never say trapped. Just...
境况不便而已 inconveniently circumstanced.
我没事 I'm ok.
也许他没事的 Maybe he's all right,
也许那下面有个重力弧之类的能接住他 maybe there's a gravity curve down there, or something,
也许他只是昏迷了 maybe he's just unconscious...
我很抱歉 福恩 I'm sorry, Foon.
他去了 He's gone.
没了他我还怎么活啊 What am I gonna do without him?
棒 太棒了 瞧瞧谁最厉害 Yes! Oh, yes! Who's good?!
班纳卡法拉塔 你下一个 Bannakaffalatta, you go next.
班纳卡法拉塔很小只 Bannakaffalatta small!
慢点 Slowly!
他们发现我们了 They've found us!
阿斯特丽德 立刻过去 Astrid, get across, right now.
-那你呢 -快过去 去吧 - What about you? - Just do it, go on!
科博先生 不能再等了 Mr Copper, we can't wait,
你先过 别争了 after you. Don't argue!
福恩 你必须马上过去 Foon, you've got to get across right now.
过去做什么 没了他我活着还有什么意思 What for? What am I going to do without him?
博士 门锁上了 Doctor! The door's locked!
想想 他会想要你怎么做 Just think, what would he want, eh?
他什么也不想要 他死了 He don't want nothing, he's dead!
博士 我打不开门 Doctor! I can't open the door!
我们需要你那个嗡嗡响的钥匙玩意儿 We need the whirring key thing of yours.
我不能丢下她 I can't leave her!
如果我们出不去 她会害死我们所有人 She'll get us all killed if we can't get out!
凡·霍夫太太 我会回来接你 好吗 Mrs Van Hoff! I am coming back for you. All right?
人太多了 Too many people!
别对我发脾气 继续走 Oi! Don't get spiky with me. Keep going!
要掉下去了 It's gonna fall!
只是下沉了 继续走 It's just settling. Keep going.
他们停手了 They've stopped.
是离开了吗 Gone away?
他们为什么会放弃 Why would they give up?
别管了 继续往前走啊 Never mind that, keep coming!
可是他们去哪儿了 But where have they gone?
侍者去哪儿了 Where are the Host?
怕是我们忘了圣诞节的传统 I'm afraid we forgot the traditions of Christmas...
天使有翅膀 that angels have wings.
信息 杀 Information. Kill.
所有人 拿上武器 Arm yourself! All of you!
我不行了 I can't...
班纳卡法拉塔 停 Bannakaffalatta, stop!
班纳卡法拉塔很骄傲 Bannakaffalatta proud!
班纳卡法拉塔是半机械人 Bannakaffalatta... cyborg!
电磁脉冲干掉了机器人 Electromagnetic pulse took out the robotics!
班纳卡法拉塔 干得太漂亮了 Oh, Bannakaffalatta, that was brilliant!
他用尽了所有能量 He's used all his power.
做得好吗 Did good?
你救了我们的命 You saved our lives.
班纳卡法拉塔很开心 Bannakaffalatta happy.
我们可以重新给你充电 We can recharge you,
带你找到插座 给你插上电 get you to a power point, just plug you in.
太迟了 Too late.
不 你还得请我喝一杯呢 记得吗 No, but you've got to get me that drink, remember?
漂亮女孩 Pretty girl.
抱歉 请恕我不敬... I'm sorry, forgive me...
别碰他 Leave him alone.
这是电磁脉冲发射器 It's the EMP transmitter,
他会想让我们用到的 he'd want us to use it.
我卖过这类东西 I used to sell these things,
半机械人商队的人总会留我住一晚 they'd always give me a bed for the night in the Cyborg Caravans.
他们是好人 Good people.
不过如果我们能给它充电 But if we can recharge it,
就能用做武器对抗其他的侍者 we can use it as a weapon against the rest of the Host.
班纳卡法拉塔也许能救了我们所有人 Bannakaffalatta might have saved us all.
你这么想吗 跟他说去吧 D' you think? Try telling him that.
-信息 重启 -快用电磁脉冲 - Information. Reboot. - Use the EMP!
-没电了 -肯定有应急... - It's dead. - It's gotta have emergency...!
不 慢着 超控 漏洞 No! Hold on! Override! Loophole!
安全协议 第十条 Security Protocol... ten!
第666条 第21条 666? Uh, 21?
4 5 6 7 8 4, 5, 6, 7, 8?
或许是第42条吗 I don't know, 42?
第一条 One!
信息 请表明需求 Information. State request.
很好 Good!
好吧 你们受令要杀死幸存者 为什么 Right. You've been ordered to kill the survivors, but why?
信息 不留目击者 Information. No witnesses.
但飞船会撞击地球 害死所有人 But this ship's gonna fall on the Earth and kill everyone,
人类和泰坦尼克号没有关系 the human race has nothing to do with the Titanic,
这违背了那条命令 对吗 so that contravenes your orders! Yes?
信息 不对 Information. Incorrect.
可你们为什么要毁灭地球 But... why do you want to destroy the Earth?
-信息 计划如此 -什么计划 - Information. It is the plan. - What plan?
信息 协议赋予你三次提问机会 Information. Protocol grants you only three questions,
你已经用完了 these three questions have been used.
你怎么不早点提醒我 Well, you could've warned me!
信息 现在你们去死吧 Information. Now you will die.
你得跟我走了 You're coming with me.
不要 No!!!
到此为止 No more.
你们去一号接待处 Get yourselves up to reception one,
一旦到了那里 once you're there,
科博先生 你对计算机有员工使用权限 Mr Copper, you've got staff access to the computer,
尽力找办法发送求救信号 try to find a way of transmitting an SOS.
阿斯特丽德 你拿着这个 Astrid, you're in charge of this,
一旦充满了 它能干掉46米内的侍者 once it's powered up, it'll take out Host within 50 yards,
但是之后有60秒缓冲时间 明白吗 but then it needs 60 seconds to recharge. Got it?
莱克斯坦 你拿上这个 Rickston, take this...
我已经预设好了 I've pre-set it,
只需按这个按钮 就能开门 just hold down that button, it'll open the doors.
绝对不要弄丢了 明白吗 Do NOT lose it, you got that?
现在去把下一扇门打开 Now go and open the next door.
-快去 快 -好 - Go on, go! - All right!
科博先生 我需要你注意安全 Mr Copper, I need you fighting fit.
阿斯特丽德 插座在哪里 Astrid, where's the power points?
通信设备下面 Under the comms.
开始充时 蓝灯会亮 When it's ready, that blue light comes on there.
你说得好像你不跟我们一起走似的 You're talking as if you're not coming with us.
31层甲板有东西 我要去查清楚 There's something down on deck 31. I'm gonna find out what it is.
万一你碰上侍者呢 What if you meet a Host?
那我就 跟他们玩玩 Well, I'll just... have some fun!
听着像你总是做这样的事 Sounds like you do this kind of thing all the time.
不是自愿的 Not by choice.
我不过是旅行 我就是个旅行者 All I do is travel, that's what I am, just a traveller.
想象一下 Imagine it!
不交税 不付账单 不被老板管 No tax, no bills, no boss.
只有开阔的天空 Just the open sky.
我现在算是... I'm sort of...
无业状态 unemployed now.
我想着 那蓝盒子有点小 I was thinking, that blue box is kind of small,
不过我可以挤挤 就像一个偷渡者 but I could squeeze in it. Like a stowaway.
旅途并非总是安全的 It's not always safe.
所以你更需要一个人照看你了 So you need someone to take care of you.
我在斯托没有任何的亲人了 只有我自己 I've got no-one back on Sto, no family. Just me.
你怎么想 So what d' you think?
我能跟你一起走吗 Can I come with you?
好的 我愿意 Yeah. I'd like that, yeah.
弗雷姆先生 你还在吗 Mr Frame, are you still with us?
引擎快不行了 已经到最后阶段了 It's the engines, sir. Final phase!
我无能为力 我们只剩八分钟了 There's nothing more I can do, we've only eight minutes left.
别担心 我会过去的 Don't worry, I'll get there.
但是驾驶室已经被封死了 But the bridge is sealed off!
我在想办法 我会想办法去到那里的 Yeah, yeah! Working on it! I'll get there, Mr Frame. Somehow!
充好电了 All charged up!
科博先生 照顾好她 Mr Copper, look after her.
阿斯特丽德 照顾好他 Astrid, look after him.
莱克斯坦 你就顾好你自己吧 Rickston, erm... Look after yourself.
我们会再见的 我保证 And I'll see you again. I promise.
等一下 Hold on.
斯托行星有个传统 There's an old tradition on Planet Sto...
-我真得走了 -就等一下 - I have really got to go. - Just wait a minute.
这的确是个挺古老的传统 Yeah, that's a... very old tradition, yeah.
待会见 See you later.
当然了 Oh, yes.
快 Do it!
等等 安全协议第一条 Wait, wait! Security Protocol One!
听到了吗 第一条第一条 D' you hear me? One! One!
好了 我有三个问题可以问 OK. That gives me three questions.
三个能救我命的问题 对吗 Three questions to save my life, am I right?
信息 正确 Information. Correct.
刚刚那不是个问题 我不想问 这不公平 No, that wasn't one of them, I didn't mean it, that's not fair!
我能再来一遍吗 Can I start again?
信息 不能 Information. No.
不不不那也不是一个问题 该死 No, no, no, that wasn't a question either! Blimey.
只剩一个问题了 一个 One question left. One question.
所以你们受命杀掉幸存者 So! You've been given orders to kill the survivors,
但幸存者应该是乘客或是员工 but survivors must therefore be passengers or staff,
我不是 我既不是乘客也不是员工 but not me, I'm not a passenger, I'm not staff.
扫描我 Go on, scan me,
你们一定有生物信息记录 船上没我这个人 you must have bio-records, no such person on board,
我不存在 I don't exist,
所以说 你们不能杀我 therefore, you can't kill me,
所以说 我是个偷渡者 therefore, I'm a stowaway,
偷渡者应该被逮捕 and stowaways should be arrested
并被带到最近的最高掌权者的面前 and taken to the nearest figure of authority,
我想现在的掌权者 and I reckon the nearest figure of authority
应该就在31层甲板上吧 is on deck 31.
最后一个问题 我说对了吗 Final question - am I right?!
信息 正确 Information. Correct.
太棒了 Brilliant!
带我去见你们的头儿 Take me to your leader!
我一直想说这句话 I've always wanted to say that.
莱克斯坦 封好门 把守好 Rickston, seal the doors, make the room secure.
科博先生 小心侍者 Mr Copper, keep an eye on the Host,
我来弄电脑 我们得发出求救信号 I need to check the computer, we need that SOS!
驾驶室 这里是一号招待处 Bridge... this is Reception One.
你是谁 Who's that?
阿斯特丽德·佩丝 我和博士是一起的 Astrid Peth - I was with the Doctor.
你能分流一些能量到传送系统吗 Tell me, can you divert power to the teleport system?
不行 我要用所有的能量维持引擎运转 No way. I'm using everything I got to keep the engines going.
只是单程的传送 我得去31层甲板 It's just one trip, I need to get to deck 31.
我要告诉你 绝对不行 And I'm telling you, no!
弗雷姆先生 Mr Frame.
这是为了博士 This is for the Doctor.
他独自一人去了那儿 我 He's gone down there, on his own, and I...
我不能让他自己一个人 I can't just leave him.
他尽全力帮助我们 He's done everything he can to save us...
我们也该为他做点什么 It's time we did something to help him.
能量传过去了 Giving you power.
科博先生 Mr Copper.
我会找到他的 I'm going to find him.
祝你好运 Good luck.
话说 Now...
这破船是该修修了 that is what you'd call a fixer-upper.
来吧 伟大的侍者们 Come on, then, Host with the most.
你们的最高领导者到底是谁 This ultimate authority of yours, who is it?
这招很聪明 That's clever.
这是绝对防护室 That's an Omnistate Impact Chamber.
坚不可摧 可以抵抗任何冲击 Indestructible! You could survive anything, in there,
坐在里面抵抗超新星爆发都没问题 you could sit through a supernova.
更别说船难了 Or a shipwreck.
只有一个人能有这样的力量和金钱 But only one person could have the power and the money
隐藏在这艘船里 to hide themselves on board like this.
我应该知道 因为 And I should know, cos...
我的名字叫马科斯 My name is Max.
-真的会闪光 -他是哪个 - It really does that?! - Who the hell is this?
我是博士 你好 I'm the Doctor, hello!
信息 偷渡者 Information. Stowaway.
-那个 -杀了他 - Well... - Kill him.
不不不等一下 Oh, no, no, no, no, wait!
你不能杀我 不是现在 马科斯 But you can't, not now, come on! Max!
你让我学到了特别多的东西 比如 You're giving me so much good material! Like...
怎样在生意中保持头脑 how to get a head in business.
你懂了吗 头脑 D' you see? Head? Head?
一颗头 Head? No?
爱开玩笑的人 The office joker.
我喜欢风趣的人 I like a funny man.
已经很多年没人和我开过玩笑了 No-one's been funny with me for years.
我真不明白为什么 I can't think why.
管理公司176年 总是要付出点代价的 176 years of running the company have taken their toll.
好吧 不错的轮椅 Yeah, but... nice wheels.
不是 这是生命保障系统 No. A life-support system.
在一个鄙视半机械人的社会 In a society that despises cyborgs,
我得常年隐藏自己 I've had to hide away for years,
通过全息图像来管理公司 侍者 running the company by hologram. Host!
报告现在的情况 Situation report!
信息 泰坦尼克号仍然在轨 Information. Titanic is still in orbit.
让我看看 Let me see...
我们现在不应该坠毁了吗 出了什么问题 We should've crashed by now, what's gone wrong?
引擎还在运作 本该停了的 The engines are still running. They should have stopped!
要是引擎停了 地球就会被炸毁 When they do, Earth gets roasted...
我不明白 地球犯了什么错 I don't understand. What's Earth got to do with it?
采访已经结束了 This interview is terminated.
不不不等一下 No, no, no, no! But hold on, hold on.
等一下 W-wait!
我能想明白的 就像指派任务一样 I can work it out, it's like a task,
我是你的徒弟 你就瞧好了 I'm your apprentice, just watch me...
那么 So!
公司在走下坡路 你就破坏这艘船 The business is failing, you wreck the ship,
这样就雪上加霜 这就对了 that makes things even worse... Oh! Yes!
不是 No.
没错 Yes!
公司没走下坡 而是已经破产了 过去式 The business isn't failing, it's failed, past tense!
我的董事会投票罢免我 往我背上捅刀子 My own board voted me out, stabbed me in the back.
如果你有背的话 If you had a back.
所以你故意弄坏飞船 So! You scupper the ship,
杀光所有幸存者 以防有人识穿你的奸计 wipe out any survivors, just in case anyone's rumbled you...
而董事会发现他们的股份市值已经跌了一半 and the board find their shares halved in value.
但是那样还不够 Oh, but that's not enough!
不 No.
因为如果马克斯·卡普康尔的飞船撞上地球 Cos if a Max Capricorn ship hits the Earth,
就会毁掉整个地球 it destroys an entire planet...
会令你的同胞感到愤怒 惊天丑闻 Outrage back home, scandal!
公司就会被铲除 The business is wiped out!
然后整个董事会会因为大规模屠杀 And... the whole board thrown in jail,
锒铛入狱 for mass murder.
而你却安然无恙地坐在防护室里 While you sit there, safe inside the Impact Chamber.
我已经安排了人等着把我从废墟里接走 I have men waiting to retrieve me from the ruins,
而离岸账户里的钱 and enough off world accounts
足以让我到二号星球的海滩享受退休生活 to retire me to the beaches of Penhaxico Two.
我听说那里的美女非常喜欢 Where the ladies, so I'm told, are very fond of...
金属 metal.
这就是你的计划 So that's the plan.
退休计划 A retirement plan!
这艘飞船上的两千人 2, 000 people on this ship,
我们下方的六十亿人全都要被屠杀 为什么 six billion underneath us, all of them slaughtered, and why?
因为马科斯·卡普康尔是个输家 Because Max Capricorn is a loser!
我从来不会输 I never lose!
你甚至没法让泰坦尼克号坠毁 You can't even sink the Titanic!
但是我可以 博士 Oh, but I can, Doctor!
我可以从这里把引擎关闭 I can cancel the engines from here.
引擎正在关闭 Engines closing.
不不不不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no! NO!
引擎正在关闭 Engines closing.
发生了什么事 What's happening?
-你不能这么做 -侍者 抓住他 - You can't do this! - Host! Hold him!
你也不是很聪明嘛 博士 Not so clever now, Doctor.
可惜我们不能一起共事 你还挺有才的 A shame we couldn't work together, you're rather good.
调侃了这么久 毫无一句废话 All that banter, yet not a word wasted.
我该退休了 Time for me to retire.
泰坦尼克号将要坠毁 The Titanic is falling.
天空将要燃烧 The sky will burn.
圣诞地狱就要开始了 Let the Christmas inferno commence.
侍者 Host...
杀了他 kill him.
卡普康尔先生 Mr Capricorn!
我辞职 I resign.
阿斯特丽德 别 Astrid, don't!
他把刹车线给割断了 He's cut the brake line!
不 No.
阿斯特丽德 Astrid!
泰坦尼克号即将坠毁 Titanic falling.
航行终止 Voyage terminated.
闭锁已损坏 Deadlock broken.
弗雷姆学员 终于见面了 Midshipman Frame! At last!
但是侍者 But-but-but the Host...
主控员已死 Controller dead,
他们转而听命于下一任最高掌权者 they revert to the next highest authority.
就是我 And that's me!
我们已经无能为力了 There's-there's nothing we can do about this.
没有能量 飞船就要坠毁了 There's no power, the ship's gonna fall.
引擎故障
泰坦尼克号即将坠毁 Titanic falling.
-你叫什么名字 -我叫阿隆索 - What's your first name? - Alonso.
泰坦尼克号即将坠毁 Titanic falling.
你逗我呢吧 You're kidding me.
怎么了 Why?
这又是一句我一直想说的话 That's something else I've always wanted to say.
我们走 阿隆索 Allons-y, Alonso!
危险
撞击区
你好 能转接白金汉宫吗 Hello, yes, erm... could you get me Buckingham Palace?
当朝阳在英国上空升起时 似乎今年 And as dawn rises over Great Britain, it seems that, this year,
伦敦市终于躲过了外星人的入侵 the City of London has escaped alien intervention...
女王一直留守王宫 The Queen has remained in residence,
不顾外星人可能的袭击 in defiance of extraterrestrial attack...
听我说 安全代码7711 赶快撤离 Listen to me! Security Code 7711, now get out of there!
把门打开 Open the door!
你敢来试试 你个外星人 Don't you dare, you aliens!
你试试看 Don't you dare!
引擎发动装置
引擎启动 引擎启动 Engine active. Engine active.
谢谢你 博士 谢谢你 Thank you, Doctor! Thank you!
圣诞快乐 Happy Christmas.
太好了 太好了 Yes! Oh, yes!
利用再入大气层时的高热 Used the heat of re-entry
点燃了备用风暴引擎 to fire up the Secondary Storm Drive.
永不沉没 说的就是我 Unsinkable. That's me.
我们成功了 We made it.
不是所有的人 Not all of us.
传送 Teleport!
她当时戴着传送手环 She was wearing a teleport bracelet!
莱克斯坦 音速起子拿来 Rickston! Sonic!
科博先生 传送器有应急设置吗 Mr Copper, the teleports, have they got an emergency setting?
我不知道 应该有吧 I don't know, they should have.
她掉下去了 科博先生 掉下去了 She fell, Mr Copper. She fell!
-紧急密码是什么 -我看看 - What's the emergency code? - Let me...
你要干什么 What the hell are you doing?
我们可以把她救回来 We can bring her back!
如果乘客在上岸期间发生意外 If a passenger has an accident on shore leave
并且还带着传送手环的话 and they're still wearing their teleport,
他们的分子会自动冻结并保持停滞状态 their molecules are automatically suspended and held in stasis
以备将来完成传送 so if we can just trigger the shift.
来了 There!
我在坠落 I'm falling.
这才好了一半 快点 Only halfway there. Come on!
我还在往下掉 I keep falling.
分子网格反应 Feedback the molecule grid.
以复位矩阵来提高其反应 不不不 Boost it with the restoration matrix. No, no, no!
需要更强力的相位控制 Need more phase containment.
-博士 -不 - Doctor... - No!
如果我可以接通表面悬停装置 If I can just link up the surface suspension.
-博士 她去了 -我只要超控保险开关 - Doctor, she's gone. - I just need to override the safety.
我能行 我能行的 I can do this, I can do it.
博士 Doctor.
让她去吧 Let her go.
-我什么都行 -接住我啊 - I can do anything! - Stop me falling.
剩下的粒子不够了 系统损坏太严重了 There's not enough left, the system was too badly damaged.
她只是一团原子了 博士 She's just atoms, Doctor.
只是一个回声 残余了些许意识 An echo, with the ghost of consciousness.
她现在是星尘了 She's stardust.
阿斯特丽德·佩丝 斯托星公民 Astrid Peth. Citizen of Sto.
仰望星空 梦想远行的姑娘 The woman who looked at the stars and dreamt of travelling.
这是个古老的传统 There's an old tradition.
现在你可以永远旅行了 Now you can travel forever.
你不是在下落 阿斯特丽德 You're not falling, Astrid.
你在飞升 You're flying.
引擎稳定了 The engines have stabilised,
我们暂时停船等待救援 我已经发了信号 we're holding steady till we get help and I've sent the SOS.
20分钟后救援船就能到了 A rescue ship should be here within twenty minutes.
他们也在深挖马科斯·卡普康尔的记录 And they're digging out the records on Max Capricorn.
肯定能挖出不少猛料 Should be quite a story.
我想他们肯定会讯问我们所有人吧 They'll want to talk to all of us, I suppose?
我想会是这样 I'd have thought so, yeah.
恐怕有那么一两件见不得人的事情要曝光了 I think one or two inconvenient truths might come to light.
不过这全是我自己的错 Still, it's my own fault.
而且在牢里待十年也比死了强 And ten years in jail is better than dying.
博士 Doctor...
我从没说过 I never said...
谢谢你 thank you.
有趣的是 The funny thing is...
我说过马科斯·卡普康尔就快完蛋了 ...I said Max Capricorn was falling apart.
就在撞船之前 Just before the crash,
我把股票全卖了 I sold all my shares.
转而买了他对手的股票 Transferred them to his rivals.
让我发了笔大财 你怎么看 It's made me rich. What do you think of that?
萨尔文 那些股票我要三重担保并且锁定 Salvain? Those shares, I want them triple-bonded and locked...
有那么多人可以活下来 Of all the people to survive,
但你肯定不会选择他 是不是 he's not the one you would have chosen, is he?
但如果你能选的话 博士 But if you could choose, Doctor,
如果你能决定别人的生死 if you could decide who lives and who dies...
那你岂不成了怪物了 ...that would make you a monster.
科博先生 Mr Copper...
我认为你有权利拿个这个 I think you deserve one of these.
这么说大不列颠是欧老爸的一部分 So, Great Britain is part of Yooropee,
而在不列颠海峡对面 and just across the British Channel,
还有大法兰西和大德意志 you've got Great France and Great Germany.
不不 就是法兰西和德意志 No, no, it's just France and Germany,
只有不列颠才叫大 only Britain is Great.
而他们都和没力坚开战了吗 And they're all at war with the continent of Hamerica?
没有 这个嘛 还没有 No. Well, not yet.
这个事可以讨论下 在这呢 You could argue that one. There she is!
什么都抗得住 Survive anything!
我私下里和你说一句 You know, between you and me,
我甚至都不认为这雪是真的 I don't even think this snow is real,
我认为是泰坦尼克碎片的灰烬 I think it's the ballast from the Titanic's salvage
落进大气层了 entering the atmosphere.
是啊 没准有一天会下真正的雪的 Yeah. One of these days, it might snow for real.
这么说你也要走了 So! I suppose you'll be off?
去无垠太空 The open sky.
那我呢 And... what about me?
我一个人独行 最好是这样 I travel alone. It's best that way.
那我该怎么办 What am I supposed to do?
把那个信用卡给我 Give me that credit card.
只有一点零花钱而已 Well, it's just petty cash.
花着玩的 Spending money.
全都是电脑完成的 It's all done by computer,
这货币是什么行情我也不知道 I didn't really know the currency
所以我想一百万大概够了 so I thought a million might cover it.
一百万 英镑吗 A million? Pounds?
足够买些小玩意儿了 Enough for trinkets.
科博先生 一百万英镑相当于五千万信用点 Mr Copper, a million pounds is worth 50 million credits.
-多少 -五千万零五十六点 - How much?! - 50 million and 56.
我有钱了 I've got money.
没错 你有钱了 Yes, you have!
我的天啊 Oh, my word.
我的神啊 Oh, my Vot.
我了个天老爷 Oh, my goodness me!
整个地球 任你闯了 It's all yours. Planet Earth.
这才像个退休计划 Now, that's a retirement plan.
不过你还是要小心点 Just you be careful, though!
我会的 我一定会的 I will, I will, oh, I will!
别到处乱掺和 我可不想惹麻烦 No interfering. I don't want any trouble.
你就 安安生生养老吧 Just... just have a nice life.
但我买得起房子了 But I can have a house!
一栋大房子 带庭院的 A proper house! With a garden!
还有大门 And a door!
博士啊 我一定会让你骄傲的 Oh, Doctor! I will make you proud!
我还会有间厨房 还有椅子 I can have a kitchen! With chairs!
还有窗户 还有盘子 还有 And windows! And plates! And...
你要去哪 Where are you going?
我不知道 I've no idea!
是啊 我也不知道 No, me neither.
对了 博士 Oh, and Doctor!
我不会忘记她的 I won't forget her.
圣诞快乐 科博先生 Merry Christmas, Mr Copper.
谨以本片缅怀 《神秘博士》创始制片人 维里蒂·兰伯特
跟我来 Come with me.
下季预告
追击最刺激 抓住了反而无趣 The thrill is in the chase, never in the capture.
无路可逃了 There's nowhere to run.
现身吧 Show yourself.
博士 Doctor!
这 是一星生命之光 This... is the spark of life.
我只希望船上有个旅伴 I just want a mate.
我才不要和你上床 臭小子 You're not mating with me, sunshine.
和你同行 Being with you,
简直分不清对错了 I can't tell what's right and what's wrong any more.
这样最好 It's better that way.
我不明白 小姐 I do not understand, Miss.
你为什么叫我小姐 我看着单身吗 Why do you say "Miss"? Do I look single?
当然 Oh, yes!
我命令你告诉我你的身份 I demand you tell me who you are.
今晚真是太刺激了 This has certainly been a most entertaining evening.
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本剧配乐的作曲家穆雷·戈尔德和编曲本·福斯特 客串了船上舞厅里的乐队成员 本集的片头主题曲又双叒改了 比之前的版本长了几秒 本剧开山元老初代制片人维里蒂·兰伯特在本集播出前一个月去世 本集最后天使挟持博士飞升的镜头遭到了宗教团体 和泰坦尼克号船难幸存者的批评 认为本集把灾难娱乐化了 本集故事的早期版本中原本要让船撞穿白金汉宫 然后女王咒骂博士 而不是片中的节日祝福 但RTD认为这样做太不符合节日气氛 所以改掉了