[人类殖民地]
门德拉斯·德洛拉
*倾听天使颂歌扬* *Hark! The Herald Angels sing*
*荣耀归于新生王* *Glory to the newborn king!*
圣诞节
*世间融洽慈爱生* *Peace on earth and mercy mild*
5343年
*神与世人共相容* *God and sinners reconciled*
*万物生灵欣高升* *Joyful, all ye nations, rise*
*合吟天殿欢庆声* *Join the triumph of the skies...*
公共电话亭
颂歌团来者必骂
什么都没啊 Nothing there.
应该是这个了 This must be it.
我头上有东西吗 Is there anything on my head?
-有 -描述下 - Er, well, yes. - Describe it.
你貌似有鹿角 Well, you've sort of got antlers.
-鹿角吗 -没错 鹿角 - Antlers? - Yes, antlers.
鹿角 Antlers!
你是一座时空机 You are a time-space machine!
你就是个交通工具 You're a vehicle!
我从没让你给我安个全息鹿角助兴 I've never asked you to cheer me up with hologrammatic antlers!
谢谢 Thank you.
需要帮助吗 Can I help you?
-你是医生吗 -差不多吧 怎么了 - Yes, are you the surgeon? - Close enough, why?
-你知道的 -我不知道 - Well, you know. - I don't know.
有急诊 There's a medical emergency.
那里会有人唱歌吗 Will there be singing?
-没有 -那就好 - No. - Fine, then.
我们不确定你会在哪降落 We weren't sure where you'd come down.
-什么 -你的太空舱 - Sorry? - In your capsule.
我从不确定 我也不喜欢事情太确定 I'm never sure. I don't like being sure about things.
上一刻你还很确定 One minute you're sure,
下一刻大家就都变成了蜥蜴 然后天降钢琴 the next everybody turns into lizards and a piano falls on you.
钢琴 A piano?
今天发生太多事了 It's been a long day.
你在等医生吗 Are you expecting a surgeon?
是什么急诊 So what's the medical emergency?
你没读协议吗 Didn't you read the agreement?
就在那 There it is.
-什么东西 -在那 就是那里 - What? - There, that's it.
那里是什么 That's what?
那个会飞的碟子啊 Oh, the flying saucer.
它是新的吗 Is that new?
来 Come on.
你花得时间够久啊 Well, you took your time.
抱歉 夫人 就是他了 Sorry, ma'am. This is him.
-他就是医生 -你好 - This is the surgeon. - Hello.
你和照片上不太一样 You don't look much like your pictures.
这个问题我一直都有 That's an ongoing problem for me.
他看着不怎么样啊 Doesn't look very impressive, does he?
纳多尔 你究竟带了个什么来我这 Nardole, what HAVE you brought to my doorstep?
我理了个发 还穿着我最好的西装 I've had a haircut, this is my best suit.
你这都不是西装 It's not even a suit.
-我认识你吗 -你肯定不认识 - Do I know you? - You most certainly do not.
现在你见到了我 And now that you've met me,
你要尽力忘掉我 you'll do your very best to forget me.
瑞雯 River!
你要叫宋博士 Oi! Dr Song to you.
有时是教授 但大多数时是博士 Sometimes Professor, but mainly Doctor.
不许直呼我的名字 Don't use my name. Ever.
-你怎么会认识我 -这有一丢丢复杂 - How do you know me? - Well, it's a tiny bit complicated.
-人们一般要用流程图解释 -无所谓了 - People usually need a flowchart. - It doesn't matter.
如果你们谁再直呼我的名字 If either of you use my name again,
我会按照字母顺序摘除你们的器官 I will remove your organs in alphabetical order.
-有问题吗 -哪种字母表 - Any questions? - Which alphabet?
抱歉 你其实不想听问题是吗 Sorry, you really didn't want these questions, did you?
这边 This way.
我们时间不多了 We don't have a lot of time.
-谁需要急诊 -我的丈夫 - What seems to be the problem? - My husband.
你的丈夫 Your husband?
你没看我发的消息吗 没错 我的丈夫 Didn't you read my message? My husband, yes.
我的丈夫生命垂危 My husband is dying.
有什么问题吗 Something wrong?
我觉得我需要一个大一点的流程图了 I think I'm going to need a bigger flowchart.
郑小菲 滚成Tardis unundu Eve_Galifrey
嘟嘟矢 DustD 酱油 西陵折枝 吃货丁小七
校对 慕容龙飞 吃货丁小七
时间轴 念念 倩倩 苏菲
神秘博士
2015圣诞特辑
神秘博士
2015圣诞特辑
神秘博士
瑞雯·宋的丈夫们
后期
宝宝
总监
吃货丁小七
夫君 我回到您身边了 Husband, I return to you.
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我的王后在哪里 Where is my queen?
我从未远离过您 吾爱 Never far from you, my love.
不 等等 No, wait.
那个是你丈夫 That's your husband?
听着 现在有四十亿人盯着你看 Listen, you are being watched by four billion people.
手持智能激光剑的武僧们已将你包围 You are surrounded by warrior monks with sentient laser swords,
他们被基因改造过 天生易怒 genetically engineered anger problems and not enough to do.
你最好一动不动 手放两侧 Best just stay still and keep your hands by your side.
别 等等... No, wait...
-那是你的丈夫 -我的丈夫 你的病人 - THAT's your husband? - My husband, your patient.
海卓弗斯王 King Hydroflax.
他就是你嫁的人吗 不是别人吗 Yes, that's who you're married to, not anybody else?
吾爱 来见我 女人 My love, attend me, woman!
我飞奔向您 I fly to you.
有什么问题吗 Is there a problem?
好吧 所以你没认出我 Right, so you don't recognise me,then?
为什么我要认出你 Why would I recognise you?
没什么 Oh, no reason.
我不喜欢他 你喜欢他吗 I don't like him. Do you like him?
别双手抱胸 Don't cross your arms.
他躺着不动 He's a lying-down person.
我不喜欢躺着不动的人 太邋遢 I don't like lying-down people. It's so untidy.
照她说的 把手放两侧 Keep your arms by your side, like she said.
我的真爱 My one true love!
我一生中唯一的丈夫 The only husband I will ever have.
我和您相处的时日太短 My time with you has been too short.
你带给了我无尽的冒险 You have given me days of adventure and
和无数充满激情的夜晚 many nights of passion.
你为什么一直双手抱胸 Why d'you keep crossing them?
它们就爱这样 我天生双手抱胸 Because they cross, I've got cross arms.
终点将至 我能感受到 The end is near. I feel it.
原谅我 我的主人 我违背了您的命令 Forgive me, my lord. I have acted against your instructions.
-吾爱 -如果您今日亡故 - My love? - If you die this day,
全银河都将被泪水淹没 this galaxy will drown in tears.
看看他们 您的子民 Look at them - your people!
他们凝视 期盼 祈祷 They watch and hope and pray.
在这紧要关头 我遵从我的内心 With so much at stake, I followed my heart.
我违背了您的命令... I disobeyed your orders...
找来了全银河最优秀的医生 and sent for the finest surgeon in the galaxy!
现如今 这个问题可能有些吓人 This might be an alarming question in the circumstance,
但是 你真的以为我是位医生 是吗 but... you really do think I'm a surgeon, don't you?
冷静 稳住 OK, calm down, keep it together.
别吓尿 Don't make puddles.
医生 来见你的病人 Surgeon. Attend your patient.
给点小提示 他是什么种族 Any tiny hint of species he might be?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 算了 你待着别动 OK, never mind, you just stay there.
你可能会需要个拖把 You're probably going to need a mop.
-鞠躬 -抱歉 什么 - Bow. - Sorry, what?
你来到尊贵的海卓弗斯王的御前 You are in the presence of his Infinite Majesty, King Hydroflax.
你要鞠躬 You will bow.
不要 抱歉 陛下 我做不到 Oh, no, I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I can't do that.
-你什么 -都怪我的后背 - You what? - It's my back.
-你的后背 -没错 我的后背在搞鬼 - Your back? - Yeah, my back's playing up.
它拒绝承受 It simply refuses to carry the weight
完全无谓的社会阶级之重 of an entirely pointless stratum of society
他对这个世界毫无贡献 who contribute nothing of worth to the world
他还打碎了努力工作之人的希望与梦想 and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
你能救我吗 医生 Can you save me, Surgeon?
这要看你有什么问题了 Well, that depends upon what's wrong with you.
他的大脑里有东西 There's something in his brain.
你差点唬到我 You could have fooled me.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
抱歉 玩个黑色幽默 大概不合适 Sorry, just gallows humour. Probably the wrong word.
要我说确实不合适 Yeah, I would say it is.
吾爱 您必须休息 My love, you must rest.
我去和医生商量一下手术 The surgeon and I will discuss the procedure.
我生命的主宰 准备好重获新生吧 Prepare, master of my life, to live anew.
请大家耐心等待 Patience be with you all.
我们的王将再度崛起 Our King will rise again!
我们的王将再度崛起 Our King will rise again.
我们的王将再度崛起 Our King will rise again!
海卓弗斯 海卓弗斯 Hydroflax! Hydroflax!
好了 够了 玩笑到此为止 All right, enough of this. The joke's over.
-什么玩笑 -看着我 - What joke? - Look at me.
为什么 Why?
我是博士[医生] I'm the Doctor.
你最好是 你还要给人做手术呢 You'd better be, you've got an operation to perform.
这里是射入口 就在发际线下 Here's the entry wound, just below the hairline. And...
这个就是射弹 There's the projectile.
它本会直接杀死他 但他太强了 It should have killed him straight off, but he's very strong.
那不是子弹 That's not a bullet.
那是一颗钻石 It's a diamond.
它怎么进去的 How did it get in there?
高速射入的 At speed.
你认出它了吗 Do you recognise it?
-不是吧 -没错 - No! - Yes.
-哈拉斯·安卓瓦 -就是它 - The Halassi Androvar. - The very same.
海卓弗斯当时带人突袭了哈拉斯的宝库 Hydroflax was leading the raid on the Halassi vaults.
在这场火拼中 它在他面前爆炸了 In the ensuing firefight, the whole thing blew up in his face,
结果他就这样得到了全宇宙最值钱的宝石 with the result that he now has the most valuable diamond
就困在他那巨大头颅三寸内之处 in the universe lodged three inches inside his enormous head.
所以... So...
你能拿掉它吗 Can you remove it?
它非常小 很难移动它 It's very small, it might be difficult to manoeuvre it.
不是说钻石 Not the diamond.
是他的头 His head!
-他的头 -对 - His head? - Yes.
我觉得这样会容易些 I think it would be easier
把整个头都摘下来更容易 你觉得对吗 just to remove the whole thing, don't you?
这不会杀了他吗 Wouldn't that kill him?
你是医疗专家 但我觉得这会杀了他 You're the medical expert, but I'd say so, yes.
-那可是你丈夫 -算是吧 - Your husband? - Sort of.
算是 Sort of?
我其实嫁的是钻石 I basically married the diamond.
哈拉斯想要回他们的钻石 所以来找我 The Halassi want their diamond back, so they came to me.
为什么 Why?
-我是个考古学家 -还是杀手和小偷 - I'm an archaeologist. - Slash murderer slash thief.
考古学家就是贼 An archaeologist IS just a thief.
但是有耐心 而我从来都没多少 With patience. Never had much of that.
这里放得下吧 我检查过了不漏 It'll fit in here, don't you think? I've checked it for leaks.
-你就是这副模样吗 在我不 -不什么 - Is this what you're like when I'm not...? Not what?
你正在说的可是谋杀一个人啊 You're talking about murdering someone.
我可没有 我就是在动手杀人呢 No, I'm not. I'm actually murdering someone.
打起精神 拿把锯子 Cheer up, get a saw,
我灭灯光 你杀病人 I'll kill the lights, you kill the patient.
我雇用了你 而你同意了 I employed you! You agreed to this.
你不知道那个人是谁吗 Do you not know who that man is?
海卓弗斯王 白骨草原的屠夫 King Hydroflax, the Butcher of the Bone Meadows,
白骨草原是S05E04中出现的地名 瑞雯·宋和博士曾在此历险
以吞食敌人结束战斗 不论死活 who ends his battles by eating his enemies, dead or alive.
哪怕我是有良心的 杀这种东西 The murder of a creature like that
也不会让我压力山大 wouldn't weigh heavily on my conscience, even if I had one.
你怎么那副表情 What's that face?
你在 考虑吗 Are you... thinking?
别这样 你是个大男人 看上去好怪 Stop it, you're a man,it looks weird.
我需要更多信息 I need more information.
-关于什么的 -我的诊断 - For what? - For my diagnosis.
他快死了 我们就是要偷走他的头 He's dying. We're about to steal his head
挖出他的脑子 我们是不是想太多了 and scoop out his brains. Aren't we overthinking?
这由我来判断 I'll be the judge of that.
我才是医生[博士] I'm the Doctor.
你知道你让我想起谁了吗 You know who you remind me of?
知道 也许是个家伙 他有个大 Yes, probably a chap with a big...
我的第二任妻子 My second wife.
吾爱 Darling!
你康复啦 You're up and about!
-假妻子 -你看上去真是好多啦 - False wife! - How much better you're looking!
你计划拿走我的头 You plan to take my head.
从没想过 这是你的包吗 Never crossed my mind. Is this your bag?
也许你刚才该问的 Perhaps you should have just asked.
我还想着为什么我们不共用卫生间呢 Well! I wondered why we didn't share a bathroom.
你嫁给了一个机械人却一点都不知道 You married a cyborg and you didn't even know it.
我会对你严刑拷打 抽筋扒皮 焚烧殆尽 I'll have you flogged and flayed and burnt.
我会把你挫骨扬灰 让你从这宇宙消失 I will crush every last remnant of you from this universe.
你怎么敢 我可是你妻子 How dare you! I'm your wife.
-你谋划杀我 -别换话题 - You planned to murder me! - Don't change the subject.
你为什么这么做 你是谁 Why are you doing this? Who ARE you?
我是瑞雯·宋教授 I'm Professor River Song.
你手上有一件对好人意义重大的古代工艺品 You have an ancient artefact of great value to good people,
无论如何我都会把它物归原主 and whatever it takes, I'm going to bring it home to them.
你从人们手中窃取了多少 海卓弗斯王 You have stolen so much from so many, King Hydroflax,
我就是那个将会把它们全部偷回去的女人 and I'm the woman who's going to steal it all back.
你是何人 What are you?!
我是个考古学家 I'm an archaeologist.
看 我有把小铲子 Look! I've got a trowel.
别伤害她 Do not harm her!
如果你识相点 If you know what's good for you,
就一根指头都别碰她 do not lay a finger on that woman.
别管他 进攻 Ignore him. Attack!
垃圾管道 对吧 Garbage disposal, right?
-准备好喊"呀啊啊"吧 -放开我 - Get ready to say, "Whee!" - Put me down.
对瑞雯·宋停手 现在就下令 Back off from River Song. Give the order now.
控制住你自己 Get yourself under control.
不许攻击那个女的 Do not attack the female.
谁都不许动 否则我就崩了这颗头 Nobody move, or the head gets it!
-你真有能当枪使的铲子啊 -这是音速的 - Do you really have a shooty trowel? - It's sonic.
音速铲子 你意识到这听上去有多荒唐吗 Sonic trowel, you realise how ridiculous that sounds?
他们在虚张声势 消灭他们 Their threats are empty! Destroy them!
否决 Negative.
有78%可能造成主要器官损伤 78 percent chance of significant tissue damage.
按我说的做 Do as you're told!
否决决定 建议 冷静 Decision overruled. Recommendation - chill.
看看 你的身体有自主思维了 Look at that, your body's got a mind of its own.
更像是控制组件中的自带计算机 More like an onboard computer for the cybernetic component.
加上内嵌闪存和支持本地语言的界面 Plus in-built flash drive and vernacular friendly interface.
-虚拟副控 -移动生命支持系统 - Cyber co-pilot. - Mobile life support.
-真性感 -才不性感 - Sexy. - It's not sexy.
-绝对性感 -为什么现在啥都性感了 - Absolutely sexy. - Why is everything sexy now?
说到这个 Speaking of which...
拉蒙 准备紧急脱离 人数两名 Ramone,prep for emergency extraction, two to go.
已准备好瞬移 'Standing by for teleport.'
把它放进包里 Put it in the bag.
什么 Sorry?
-头 把头放进包里 -别把我放进去 - The head. Put it in the bag. - Do not put me in the bag.
快点放进去 拉蒙 二十秒后跃迁 Quickly, do it. Ramone, 20 seconds to jump.
我不要被放在一个包里 I will not be placed into a bag!
如果你想脸朝上就别嚷嚷 Stop shouting a minute if you want to go face-up.
你会被挫骨扬灰 你会被消灭 You will be crushed! You will be destroyed!
-你会乞求我无限的慈悲 -快拉上 - You will beg my infinite mercy! - Oh, zip it!
你要敢追踪我我就把头丢进打碎机 Try to follow me and I'll put him in a blender.
拉蒙 现在 Ramone, now.
他们会被追踪 他们会被找到 They will be tracked. They will be found.
拉蒙 就一次也好 你能找对高度吗 Ramone! Just once, can you get the height right?
抱歉 教授 'Sorry, Professor.'
我逃走后会给你和你家人带来无边恐惧 When I escape, I will bring terror to you and your family.
你们不可能逃离... There is no escape from the...
我在找 太空舱距离很近了 'I'm on it. The capsule is really close.'
有什么好笑的吗 Is something funny?
谁敢嘲笑海卓弗斯 Who dares laugh at Hydroflax?
你会被挫骨扬灰 你会在恐惧中尖叫 You shall be crushed! You shall scream in fear!
放我出去 Let me out of this bag!
这是一项严肃任务的关键时刻 This is a serious mission in a critical phase.
这里没什么好笑的 There is nothing to laugh about here.
我们被一个包 被包里的一个头威胁了 We're being threatened by a bag! By a head in a bag!
我会把你碾成灰 我的敌人都是待吞的肉 I shall make dust of you. My enemies are meat for the devouring!
这些我都不赞同 I can't approve of any of this,
但我好久都没笑了 but I haven't laughed in a long time.
那挺好的 Good for you.
准备在痛苦中死去 在我的霸权下屈服吧 Prepare to die in agony and submit to my supremacy!
打开这个包 Unzip this bag!
-你知道的 对吧 -知道什么 - You know, don't you? - Know what?
别装了 你知道我是谁 Stop pretending. You know who I am.
-你是谁 -你知道我是谁 - Who are you? - You know who I am,
-是 是 是我啊 -很好 - it's... it's... it's me. - Great.
你到底是谁啊 Who ARE you?
宋教授 Professor Song!
抱歉 教授 我没调好高度 Sorry, Professor, sorry about the height thing.
证明给我看 Prove it.
亲一会儿后不会变得无聊吗 Doesn't it get dull after a while?
作为一项活动 它不是很多变对不对 As an activity, it's not hugely varied, is it?
真是抱歉 I'm so sorry.
这是我老公 拉蒙 This is my husband, Ramone.
另一个吗 Another one?
-你也要杀了他吗 -我们其实没结婚 - Are you going to kill him, too? - We're not actually married.
其实我们结了 但我消去了你的记忆 We are, in fact. I wiped it from your memory.
-为什么 -你当时很烦人 - Why? - You were being annoying.
那么 我们有美女的方位吗 So, the Damsel, do we have a fix?
就在那边村子里找到了太空舱 Found the capsule just over in the village,
但我无法定位美女 but I can't locate Damsel.
我找遍了所有地方 I've looked everywhere.
-谁是美女 -你仔细找了吗 - Who's Damsel? - Have you been thorough?
这可不容易 他有十二张脸 It's not easy - he does have 12 faces.
这些人中没人在这里 None of these men are here.
你确定是这些中的一个吗 Are you sure it's one of these?
是的 他只有这十二张脸 Yes! He only has these 12 faces.
他会在这附近什么地方的 He'll be around here somewhere.
这里是与博士的时间线最近的交叉点 This is the closest intersection with the Doctor's timeline.
这就是为何我在此击落海卓弗斯的飞船 That's why I crashed Hydroflax's ship here.
-美女 -是代号 "英雄救美" - Damsel. - Codename - "Damsel in Distress".
显然 他需要很多救援 Apparently, he needs a lot of rescuing.
万一他有一张你还不知道的脸呢 What if he has a face that you don't know about yet?
他有极限 He has limits.
那我们去找他吧 Well, then, let's go find him.
你和前王后是一伙的 You are in league with the former Queen.
她雇用了我 She employed me!
我其实什么都不知道 I didn't really know anything.
你有信息 You have information.
其实没什么 真的 就一点点 Oh, hardly anything, really. A tiny bit.
你将会把这些信息告诉我们 You will give this information to us.
当然 当然了 Oh, absolutely! Course I will.
我们将接收信息 We will take the information.
怎样都行 Anything you like.
我甚至可以给你们写下来 I'll even write it down for you.
这没有必要 That will not be necessary.
你将被上载 我们为带来的不便表示抱歉 You will be uploaded. We apologise for the inconvenience.
上载 怎么上载 Uploaded? How?
建议 Recommendation...
别动 Hold still.
不 这不好 我不喜欢这样 No, this is no good. I don't like this.
-感谢你的合作 -我就没同意过 - Your cooperation is appreciated. - I never agreed!
不 这不公平 No, this is unfair.
追击开始 Pursuit now commences.
太高了啊 This is too tall!
我恐高啊 I'm afraid of heights.
建议 闭上眼 Recommendation - close your eyes.
万一我们找不到他呢 What if we can't find him?
我们需要马上把你送走[离开此世界] We need to get you off-world now.
离开此世界 没人这么说 你是新人吗 "Off-world"? People never say that. Are you new?
其实以前有很多角色都说过这个词
我们不能在这里等 他可能要很久 We can't hang around waiting, he could be ages.
没错 他可能去重建一个文明啊 Yes, he's probably off rebuilding a civilisation
或是打败大机器鱼啊什么的 or defeating giant robot fish...
我们只需要偷走它 We'll just have to steal it.
从第九次元来的 抱歉 什么 From the ninth dimension. Sorry, what?
货车就在附近 我们十分钟内就可以离开这 The hopper is really close, we'd be out of here in less than ten minutes.
我需要时间旅行 I need time travel.
-我需要这台塔迪斯 -抱歉 "偷" - I need this TARDIS! - I'm sorry, the word "Steal",
-有人说了"偷" -对 - somebody said "Steal". - Yes.
我们要偷这个盒子 安静 你不明白的 We're going to steal this box. Hush, you wouldn't understand.
你不能这么做 You can't.
-为什么不能 -你不能偷塔 盒子 - Why can't I? - You can't just steal a TA... a box.
为什么不能 Why not?
-看着 上面写着"警察" -我有钥匙 - Look, it says "Police". - I have a key.
这位"美女" 他听起来 OK, this Damsel person, he sounds...
他听起来很危险 he sounds pretty dangerous...
有点危险 ish.
这是一台 时间 机器 It's a... time... machine.
我想带走多久都行 做我想做的事 I can take it, do whatever I want for as long as I like
然后放到下一秒后 他永远不会知道它丢过 and pop it back a second later, he'll never know it was gone.
-不 他会知道 -怎么知道 - Yes, he will. - How?
-他就是知道 -他以前都没注意到过 - He'll just know. - Well, he's never noticed before.
也许 他现在注意到了 Maybe... he'll notice now.
我们在神庙海滩见 I'll see you on Temple Beach.
我已经把你的泳衣挑出来了 I've already picked out your swimwear.
-好的 不过小心 -绝对不会的 - OK, but be careful. - Absolutely not.
你跟我来 带着那个脑袋 You, with me. Bring the head.
拜托了 替我照看她 Please, look after her for me.
在你进来之前 做好吓一跳的准备 before you come in, you'd better prepare yourself for a shock.
它不像看起来那样 小巧 It's not as... snug as it looks.
终于 Finally.
终于什么 Finally?
到我上场了 It's my go.
我的 天啊 Oh... my... God!
更大了 It's bigger!
-对的 -里面 - Well, yes. - On the inside!
-我们要专心 -看起来 - We need to concentrate. - Than it is!
我知道你在适应 不过我需要你镇静 I know where you're going with this, but I need you to calm down.
-比外面大 -你终于抓到重点了 - On the outside! - You've certainly grasped the essentials.
我对于物理空间的整个认识 My entire understanding of physical space
都被改变了 has been transformed!
三维的欧式几何被撕得粉碎 Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up,
抛在空气中被热吻致死 thrown in the air and snogged to death!
我对于物理现实永恒不变的认识 My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality
已经被永远地 has been changed...
改变了 forever.
抱歉 Sorry.
我一直想演得真一点 I've always wanted to see that done properly.
想喝一杯吗 毕宿五白兰地 Would you like a drink? Aldebaran brandy.
请自便 别告诉爸爸 Help yourself, but don't tell Dad.
那是什么噪声 What's that noise?
好像关机了 节约电池 It seems to have powered down, conserving batteries.
这是一个内置的生命维持系统 It's an in-built life-support system.
-我不知道能量来自哪 但 -我不在乎 - I'm not sure what powers it, but... - I really don't care.
那是什么噪声 What's that noise?
我不知道 信号 呼救信号 I don't know. A signal? Distress call?
-归航信号 -很可能 Homing beacon. - Possibly.
所以他剩下的部分要来了 So the rest of him is coming?
他一定很生气 丢了脑袋 He must be very cross, he's lost his head.
我们该走了 Time we were off then.
-你操作方法错了 -我才没有 - You're doing it wrong. - I am certainly not.
不是那些拉杆 Not those levers.
安静 Hush.
-你应该按那个按钮 -为什么 - You probably want to press that button. - Why?!
那会抛出七号舱上的垃圾箱 That evacuates the waste tank on deck seven.
-真的吗 -你出什么问题了 - Does it? - What is wrong with you?
最好离七号舱远点 Better avoid deck seven then.
有东西在干扰引擎 Something's interfering with the engines,
这在技术上来说几乎是不可能的 which is technically not possible.
-也许可能 -你怎么知道 - Maybe. - How would you know?
也许引擎在干扰自己 Maybe the engines are interfering with themselves.
纯属猜测 如果这台机器有种安全措施 Wild theory, but what if this machine had certain safeguards.
比如 当某个活着的乘客 For instance, maybe it can't take off when a life form registers
同时在里面和外面时 它就不能起飞 as being both inside and outside at the same time?
头和身体 Head and body.
这就意味着 我也是纯属猜测 Which would mean - and again, I'm just wildly theorising here -
门不能正常工作 that's the door would not engage properly.
当然了 它不能封住真实时间壳层 Of course. It can't seal the real-time envelope.
所以它不能起飞 Hence it can't take off.
有人同时在里面和外面时不能起飞 Not when someone is in and out at the same time.
这可算不上有礼貌 对吧 I mean, that just wouldn't be good manners, would it?
你反应很快 You're very quick.
对的 Yes.
对于一个医生[博士]来说 For a Doctor.
对的 Yes.
认真的 Seriously?
有人吗 Hello?
有人吗 是你吗 Hello, is that you?
-纳多尔 是你吗 -对 是我 - Nardole, is that you? - It's me, yes.
求你了 你一定要帮我 Please, you've got to help me.
怎么了 你在哪 What's wrong? Where are you?
在巷子里 看不到我吗 In the alleyway. Can't you see me?
走近一点 Come a bit closer.
你在干什么 What are you doing there?
帮帮我 Help me.
你受伤了吗 Are you injured?
呃 是的 Well, er... yes.
对不起 对不起 它逼我的 Sorry. So sorry. It made me!
纳多尔 你为什么用枪指着自己的头 Nardole, why are you pointing a gun at your own head?
这不是我的头 It's not my head!
是我的头 但这不是我的枪 Well, it is my head, but it's not my gun.
-你怎么了 -求你了 - What happened to you? - Please.
按它说的做 Just do as it says.
它在发射信号 It's signalling.
身体应该正在追过来 We have to assume the body is homing in on this.
怎么让它停下呢 So, how do we stop it?
可以把它的头砍下来 Well, we could chop his head off.
-看呐 -说风凉话有用吗 - Oh, look... - Does sarcasm help?
-有用的话就好了 -总结一下 - Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did? - So, summing up,
它正在追过来 我们无法起飞 it's coming, we can't take off,
-也不能关门 -是的 - we can't seal the doors. - Yep.
所以我们把头杀死就好了 So... we just kill the head, right?
-你不能冲着脸开枪 -为什么 - You can't shoot the head in the face! - Why not?
行啊 那你让他举起手来 Go on, then, tell him to put his hands up.
如果你们还要命的话 就别开枪 Do not fire if you value your lives.
为什么 你想怎样 Why, what are you going to do?
杀了我 我的身体就会毁灭 Kill me, and my body will burn.
毁灭什么 Burn what?
这个世界 This world!
问询 你是否认识罪犯瑞雯·宋 Inquiry - are you acquainted with the criminal River Song?
不是我 是他 That wasn't me, that was him!
重复 你是否认识罪犯瑞雯·宋 Repeat, are you acquainted with the criminal River Song?
求你了 回答吧 Please, just answer it.
是的 Yes.
给瑞雯·宋带个话 You will take River Song a message.
什么话 What message?
假设我们相信你 你会怎么毁灭世界 Suppose we believe you. How?
我体内有一个量子分裂实现器 My body contains a split quantum actualiser.
一个永远稳定的黑洞 A perpetually stabilised black hole.
那是你的能量源 That's your power source.
你读的是什么医学院 What sort of medical school did you go to?
擅长培养医生[博士]的那种 A really good one for doctors.
不只是能量源 More than a power source.
有需要的话 也可以变成炸弹 If necessary, a bomb.
你能毁掉整个太阳系 So you could wipe out this solar system.
-又不是第一次 -然而是最后一次 - It wouldn't be the first. - It would be your last.
对光荣的海卓弗斯而言 这是死得其所 A fitting end for the glory of Hydroflax.
那你之前怎么没这样威胁过呢 So, why haven't you threatened this before?
国王不会无故置人民于险境 A king does not endanger his people for no reason.
-你现在就在置人于险境 -我很生气 - You're endangering them now. - I'm cross.
宋博士 你在吗 Dr Song, are you there?
我有话要告诉你 I have a message for you.
拉蒙 快进来 Ramone! Get in here!
你会死的 You're going to die!
-杀了她 -不要 - Kill her. - No!
把她放下 Put her down.
立刻杀了她 Kill her now!
启动死亡 Death initiating.
太对不起了 I'm so sorry!
对不起 I'm sorry!
不要 No.
让他们停下 让他们停下 Stop them! Stop them!
-我们去哪 -逃命啊 - Where are we going? - Get the hell out!
不要 No.
-让他们停下 -启动死亡 - Stop them! - Death initiating.
你来设置坐标 去哪 -You set the coordinates. - Where for?
控制住那个该死的头 Just get the damn head!
杀了他们 毁灭他们 Kill them! Destroy them!
-杀了他们 -接住 - Kill them! - Here.
跟我走 With me.
-这是在哪 -这边 跟上 - Where are we? - This way, come on.
盒子怎么办 What about the box?
别拉我的手 没人这么对我 Stop holding my hand, people don't do that to me.
-闭嘴 -别让我闭嘴 - Hush. - Don't hush me.
我是不会闭嘴的 I'm not a hushing person.
我们正航行于曲速层级12 'We are currently cruising at warp factor 12.'
正穿过本次旅行中七个星系里的第四个 'Traversing the fourth galaxy of our seven-galaxy cruise.'
下一个是仙女座星系 'Next is the Andromeda galaxy.'
有一枚超新星正接近右舷 'Supernova approaching now to starboard.'
波江座伽马超新星接近右舷
宋博士 Dr Song.
你的桌子准备好了 Your table is ready.
弗莱明 双胞胎怎么样 Flemming! How are the twins?
谢谢问候 还在消化他们的母亲呢 Still digesting their mother, thank you for asking.
-典礼一定办得不错 -也有人流泪了 - I'm sure it was a lovely ceremony. - Oh, there were tears.
也有那么几声尖叫 And just a hint of screaming.
弗莱明 我问一下 Er, Flemming, I wonder,
你能不能帮我把行李架锁死 could you deadlock seal the baggage hold for me?
这不太合常规 It's a little irregular.
其他旅客可能要取行李呢 The other passengers might want access.
你还记得我有一次运过龙蛋吗 Do you remember that time I was transporting dragon eggs?
包在我身上 Consider it done.
行李舱
锁死
这位先生也要在这里用餐吗 Is the gentleman here for dinner?
-是的 -太好了 - Yes, he is. - Excellent!
我马上让厨师为他准备 I'll have the chef prepare him immediately.
不用了 No, you won't.
他和我一桌 He will in fact be joining me to eat.
我正要建议你们或许需要强制进食呢 I was about to suggest that force-feeding might be required.
这边请 我来帮您拿包吧 This way. Oh, may I take your bag?
不用了 谢谢 Oh, no, that's fine, Thanks.
抱歉 我的胃在叫 Sorry. It was my stomach.
我的肠子脾气不太好 I have an irritable bowel.
我会进行残忍的复仇 My revenge will be merciless!
把你们撕成碎片 一口吞掉 I will rip you open and devour you!
它今天不太舒服 It's having a day.
你们跑不了 You cannot escape!
这边请 This way.
你们会为自己的行为付出代价 Your actions will not go unpunished!
拿着 Here.
我想你应该不介意我打扮一下吧 I don't suppose you mind if I freshen up.
200岁活成这样还不错吧 Not bad for 200, eh?
200岁 200?
我的寿命比一般人长 这件事说来话长了 I have an augmented lifespan. Long story.
所以我们现在做什么 So, what's the occasion?
宝石已经拿到了 现在该出手了 I've got the diamond, now it's time to sell it.
我以为你会把它还给哈拉斯 I thought you were returning it to the Halassi?
你是生来就这么无聊还是后天练出来的 Tell me, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?
你在哪儿找的买家 Where did you find a buyer?
看看你周围 Look around you.
和谐救赎号星际飞船 The starship Harmony And Redemption,
最低票价十亿信用点 minimum ticket price one billion credits,
再加上多类无辜生命的谋杀证明 plus the provable murder of multiple innocent life forms.
套房被用作星球燃烧炉 Suites are reserved for planet-burners.
谢谢 Thank you.
这里的工作人员都需要证明 Even the staff are required to have a verifiable history
他们曾经有过一段杀戮历史 of indiscriminate slaughter.
这里是种族屠杀的天堂 This is where genocide comes to kick back and relax.
这儿的鱼不错 Do try the fish.
弗莱明先生 有情况 Mr Flemming, there's an issue.
你为什么皱眉头 Why are you frowning?
你怎么知道的 How did you know?
我听见了 It's audible.
被锁死的行李舱是可以打开的 Deadlock seals can be broken.
只有天才可以 By geniuses.
海卓弗斯的脑袋只有豌豆大 Hydroflax has a brain the size of a pea
而且现在就在桌子底下 and it's currently under the table.
我想他可能睡过去了 He's gone back to sleep, I think.
可你嫁给他了 You married him, though.
我说过了 我嫁的是那颗钻石 I told you, I married the diamond.
-怎么回事 -我扮成他的护士 - How? - I posed as his nurse.
-花了一周的时间 -去爱上他吗 - Took me a week. - To fall in love?
这是骗一个男人最容易的谎言 It's the easiest lie you can tell a man.
男人总会相信那些说他们是英雄的鬼话 They'll automatically believe any story they're the hero of.
瑞雯 我想 River, there's, er...
有些事情我应该告诉你 there's something I should probably tell you.
宋博士 您的客人已经到了 Dr Song, your guest has docked,
他马上就过来 he should be with you in a very few minutes.
-谢谢 我在这里随时恭候 -当然了 - Thank you. Whenever he's ready. - Of course.
那是什么书 What's the book?
这是我的日记 Oh, it's my diary.
在飞船上你总要读些有趣的东西 One should always have something sensational
[化用自诗人奥斯卡·王尔德的作品《不可儿戏》中对白]
来打发时间才好 to read on a spaceship.
写得很伤感吗 Is it sad?
日记有什么好伤感的 Why would a diary be sad?
我不知道 只不过... I don't know, it's just that...
你看起来很难过 you look sad.
就快写满了 It's nearly full.
所以呢 So?
给我这本日记的那个男人 The man who gave me this was the sort of man
他很清楚每个人的日记应该有多少页 who'd know exactly how long a diary you were going to need.
听起来有点吓人 He sounds awful.
应该是吧 我没怎么想过这个问题 I suppose he is. I've never really thought about it.
他对你来说不是很特别的人吗 Not somebody special then?
不是 No.
不过他有时候还有点用 But terribly useful every now and then.
拜托了 请放我出去 Please! I just need you to get me out of here.
他在主货舱 先生 可你把那里上锁了 He's in the main hold, sir, but you've deadlocked it.
您介意我去看一下吗 先生 If you don't mind be observing, sir,
您似乎有些紧张 you do seem a little nervous.
有人在胁迫您吗 Is someone threatening you?
这里就我一个人 I'm the only one here.
已经确认过了 先生 舱里只有他一个 Confirmed, sir, there's only one reading in the hold.
我这就来 I'm on my way.
小心点 先生 Be careful, sir.
别担心 我就伸出头在舱门口看看 Don't worry, I'll just stick my head round the door.
-买家是谁 -不知道 - So who is this buyer? - No idea,
他只是回复了我的信息 he just responded to the advert.
-谁是宋 -谁派你来的 - Which of you is Song? - Who wants to know?
我是疤脸 I am Scratch.
不需要你的名字 你买得起吗 Don't need your name. Are you empowered to purchase?
我代表冬日和谐浅滩而来 I represent the Shoal of the Winter Harmony.
不关心 也不想知道 Don't care, don't want to know.
我这里不赊账 你能做到吗 I'll need immediate payment. Can you do that?
还有 你要么坐下来 And could you either sit down
要么就去给我们拿个酒单来什么的 or fetch us the wine list or something?
-你手上有钻石吗 -我当然有钻石 - You have the diamond? - Of course I have the diamond.
给我看钱 Show me the money.
我觉得你不该在餐厅里做这事 Just a thought, you probably shouldn't do that in a restaurant.
一旦接受指令 这东西就会将指定金额 Once instructed, this will transfer the necessary funds
-转移到你选择的账目上 -谢谢 - to whatever account you choose. - Thank you.
钻石 The diamond.
你可能需要挖掘一下 You're going to have to dig for it a bit,
不过我觉得这对你来说应该不是问题 but somehow I don't think that's going to be a problem for you.
-这是什么骗局吗 -不 钻石就在里边 - Is this a deception? - No. The diamond is in there.
这是公共地带 不会有任何把戏 This is a public place, there won't be any tricks.
这不是个公共地带 This is not a public place.
包场了 真聪明 Block booking, that's clever.
你无须担心 我带来了你要的东西 You needn't have bothered. I've brought what you want.
请假设我也采取了预防措施 Please do assume that I have also taken precautions,
不要做出任何冒犯我的事 以免丢了性命 and don't do anything that might make me cross and kill you.
声明接受 Statement accepted.
钻石在这里吗 The diamond is here?
那报酬 The payment, then.
一千亿信用点数 如约定一样 100 billion credits. As we agreed.
-这个可以连接宇宙所有的银行 -谢谢 - This accesses all the banks in the galaxy. - Thank you.
给你吧 Here you go, then.
你可能需要一把勺子或是针什么的 You may need to use a spoon or knitting needle or something.
请谨记 我们这么做不是为了自己 Be it known, we do not do this for ourselves.
我真的不关心 I really don't care.
我们是为了纪念我们已远去并忠爱的王 We do it in honour of our distant and loving King,
他曾来到我们世界 带来血腥与享乐 who once visited our world in blood and joy.
还真是可爱 Well, isn't that lovely?
我们尊敬您 我们拜倒在您的名下 We honour thee, we prostrate ourselves in your name...
海卓弗斯 Hydroflax.
海卓弗斯 Hydroflax!
出于对您的爱 今天我们做出此事 For love of thee, we do this thing today.
海卓弗斯 Hydroflax.
海卓弗斯 Hydroflax!
海卓弗斯 海卓弗斯 Hydroflax! Hydroflax!
海卓弗斯 Hydroflax!
拿出来 把宝物给我们 Give it. Give us the treasure.
海卓弗斯 海卓弗斯 海卓弗斯 Hydroflax! Hydroflax! Hydroflax!
有什么问题 What is wrong?
那个 Well, er...
真尴尬 awkward.
-我求您了 别拿我的头 -需要信息 - I beg of you, not my head! - Information is required.
你认识瑞雯·宋 海卓弗斯的妻子吗 You know of River Song, wife of Hydroflax?
我认识 我是瑞雯·宋的老相识了 I do. I know River Song of old.
要是如果你饶了我 And if you spare me,
我会告诉你她真正嫁给了谁 I'll tell you who she's really married to.
-解释 -你需要个头 - Explain. - You need a head.
我可以给你个头 很适合做王的 I can get you a head... fit for a king.
为什么耽搁 我们付了钱 我们要收货 Why do you delay? We have paid, we will receive.
是的 你会的 Yes, you will.
一定的 会的 当然会的 Of... by jingo, you will, yes, of course.
但是显然 我们要 But obviously, we have to,
-你知道 检查些 -东西 - you know, er, check some... - Things.
东西 有东西需要检查一下 Things. There are things that have to be checked
然后再给你 before I get it to you.
如果我们不检查那东西 那就... If we don't check the thing, then...
我们要收货 We will receive!
是的 会给你的 它就在这里 Yes, you will receive, and here it is.
马上给 要过去了 Now, on its way.
-经过这一点距离 -我们要收货 - This small distance. - We will receive!
给你吧 Here you go.
袋子也给你了 And you can have the bag as well.
你知道 今晚挺美好的 You know, it's been...lovely.
但是我们不想介入这特殊的时刻 But we don't want to intrude on this special moment,
所以我们就不陪你了 so why don't we just leave you with the new baby...?
你要留下 You will remain.
一定要这样吗 Is that strictly necessary?
我不喜欢 惊喜 I do not like... surprises.
今天一定会成为一段有趣的回忆 Well, it's going to be a funny old day.
老天 Oh, boy.
你知道吗 我不能再袖手旁观了 You know what? I just can't stand idly by and let this continue.
今天迎来了死亡 Death has been done this day!
贵族血洒遍地 Noble blood has been spilled.
我们的眼泪定会落下 And our tears will surely follow.
天空将会崩裂 The sky shall crack,
地面将会震荡 the ground shall heave,
即便是石头和岩石 and even the rocks and the stones
都会因怒而泣 shall weep their rage.
看啊 Behold!
海卓弗斯的脑袋 The head of Hydroflax!
安息吧 亲爱的王子 Rest now, sweet prince.
不再与我们同行 Walk amongst us nevermore.
让我们从2千亿开始起拍 Shall we start the bidding at 200 billion?
对不起 宋教授 I'm sorry, Professor Song,
我们不能从虔诚者的手中夺走这个珍宝 but we really couldn't keep this treasure from the truly devout.
抱歉 虔诚的人 My apologies to the truly devout.
现在让我们看看谁最虔诚 Shall we find out who is the most truly devout?
这是妖言 This is heresy!
-这人出2千亿 -手推车边的出2亿5千 - 200 over there. - 250 billion by the sweet trolley.
安静 这不是我们的方式 Silence! This is not our way.
你大概对你们国王评价不高 It doesn't say much for your king
你都不愿为他的头花钱 if you can't put a price on his head.
让我们看看国王自己有什么要说 Let us see what the king himself has to say.
快 Quick!
宋教授 是不是食物不合胃口 Professor Song! Has the food disappointed you?
终于 我又完整了 At last, I am whole again.
过来 我的身体 Come to me, my body.
怎么了 把我放回去 Well? Put me back.
扫描进行中 Scan in progress.
你不需要扫描我 把我放回去 You don't need to scan me, just put me back.
组织衰退不可逆 Tissue deterioration now irreversible.
你准备怎么做 What are you going to do about that?
外加你大脑中子弹持续移动 Additional, the projectile inside your brain continues to move.
预测 7分钟以后死亡 Prognosis - death in seven minutes.
我拒绝死亡 Well, I refuse.
海卓弗斯王不接受死亡 King Hydroflax does not accept death.
需要指令 Orders requested.
无论我要怎样活下来 动手吧 现在 Whatever I need to survive, do it. Now.
-接受指令 你需要一个新头 -不 - Orders accepted. You need a new head. - No!
不 不能用新头 No. Not a new head!
指令实行中 Orders implementing.
不 不 No. No...!
我猜你大概不能把那东西拿来给我 I don't suppose you could fetch that over for me, could you?
就像我说的 陛下 As I was saying, Your Majesty.
剩下的陛下 Well, your remaining Majesty.
如果你需要一个新头 If it's a new head you're after,
最好的头都在这本指南里了 this is the guide to the very best.
别碰那个 还给我 Don't touch that. Give that back to me.
瑞雯·宋的日记 The diary of River Song.
是关于某位叫博士的时间领主的最终指南 The ultimate guide to the Time Lord known as the Doctor.
你怎么敢碰那个 Don't you dare touch that!
吾王万岁 Long live the King.
潘多拉盒之开启 "The Pandorica Opens."
听起来真有趣 that sounds exciting.
天哪 在阿斯加德野餐 And goodness me, a picnic at Asgard.
某人真懂如何做点心 Some people really know how to snack, don't they?
你该懂 我有着成功逃脱的辉煌历史 You should know, I have a significant history of escaping.
拜占庭号之坠落 他们好像还拍了电影 "The Crash of the Byzantium." Didn't they make a movie of that?
如果我成功逃走 我会杀了你 And when I do, I'm going to kill you.
鱼吉姆 我们都知道鱼吉姆 Jim the Fish! Well, we all know Jim the Fish.
你读日记的时间越长 And the longer you spend reading my diary,
我就让你死得越不利落 the longer I'm going to take.
你刚去过曼哈顿 And you've just been to Manhattan.
这是哪个星球 What planet is that?
所以 请便 读吧 So do, please, keep going.
这不相关 This is irrelevant.
我可以插嘴吗 陛下 If I may intrude, Your Majesty.
博士是一个传奇 拥有强大力量 The Doctor is a legendary being of remarkable power
以及无尽面貌 and an infinite number of faces.
他的头 我敢保证 His head, I assure you,
会是你登峰造极的成就 would be your crowning achievement.
顺便 我们船上很多人都会很愉悦地看到 Besides which, many of us on this ship would be happy
他事业的中断 从颈子以上断了 to see his career cut off, as it were, at the neck.
尽快动手 否则我就拿走你的头 Proceed faster, or YOUR head will be taken!
我会很高兴提供我的头 I would give my head with gladness.
这女人是博士的已知配偶 This woman is the known consort of the Doctor.
需要确认 上传中 Confirmation required. Uploading.
瑞雯·宋是某个叫博士的时间领主的配偶吗 Is River Song the consort of the Time Lord known as the Doctor?
我想是的 对 I think so, yeah.
我可以继续在上面呆一会吗 Here, can I stay up for a bit?
下面真的很臭 It's really very whiffy down there.
真糟糕 Oh, it's awful!
博士现在在哪里 So, where is the Doctor now?
我一点头绪都没有 I haven't the faintest idea.
-这个回答可靠吗 -这是真的 - Is that credible? - It's true.
-你是他爱的女人 -不 我不是 - You're the woman he loves. - No, I'm not.
她在说谎 She's lying.
博士从未爱过我 我没说谎 The Doctor does not and has never loved me. I'm not lying.
确认 这个生命体没有撒谎 Confirmed. The life form is not lying.
不可能 这一定是花招 Impossible. This is a trick.
-不 这不是 -我的信息是准确的 - No, it isn't. - My information is correct.
你是爱着博士的女人 You are the woman who loves the Doctor.
对 我是 我从不否认 Yes, I am. I've never denied it.
但有谁说过他也爱我吗 But whoever said he loved me back?
他是博士 He's the Doctor,
他不随便爱上别人 he doesn't go around falling in love with people.
如果你以为他是会被这些俗事所羁的寻常人 And if you think he's anything that small or that ordinary,
那你根本不知道你要对付的是谁 then you haven't the first idea of what you're dealing with.
陛下 我向您保证 她是最好的诱饵 Your Majesty, I assure you, she is the perfect bait.
每次这个女人遇险 博士都会赶来 When this woman is in danger, the Doctor will always come.
你个蠢货 他不会来的 Oh, you are a moron. No, he won't.
他很有可能已经在这里了 He's probably already here.
不 他才不会 他肯定没在这 No, he isn't, of course he isn't!
-可能就在这飞船上 -那你扫描啊 - Possibly on this ship. - Well, go on, scan it then.
来啊 怎么不扫描呢 Go on, why don't you?
瑞雯 River...
有两颗心脏 穿着傻兮兮的衣服 Two hearts, stupid clothes,
你肯定不会漏过他 you can't miss him.
-瑞雯 -来啊 把整个秒差距都扫一遍 - River! - Go on, scan the whole parsec!
他不在这里 He's not here.
天知道他现在在哪里 不过我可以保证 God knows where he is right now, but I promise you,
他肯定在做着他想做的事 he's doing whatever the hell he wants
根本不在乎我 and not giving a damn about me!
而我也并不在意 And I'm just fine with that.
-瑞雯 -爱上博士 - River... - When you love the Doctor,
就像爱上这满天星辰 it's like loving the stars themselves.
谁会期待落日来回馈我们的爱慕 You don't expect a sunset to admire you back.
如果我落入险境 那么我告诉你 And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you,
博士绝不会那么愚蠢 那么感情用事 the Doctor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough,
他也没有爱我至深到 and he is certainly not in love enough
为了我来以身犯险 to find himself standing in it with me!
我在这 亲爱的 Hello, sweetie.
你又玩神神叨叨的把戏 You are so doing those roots.
什么 落日的把戏吗 What, the roots of the sunset?
-不准取笑我 -我得去问一下星星 - Don't you dare! - I'll have to check with the stars themselves.
闭嘴 我只是跟他们瞎掰来拖延时间 Shut up! I was just keeping them talking till it kicks off.
-他们在说什么 解释 -不关你的事 - What is this conversation? Explain. - You keep out of this.
-我们得干正事了 -好 你有什么办法 - We need to get to work. - OK, what have you got?
四个出口 两个被封锁 一个在顶上 Four exits, two concealed, one in the ceiling.
-地上也有一个 -我不喜欢那个 - There's also one in the floor. - No, I don't like it.
-离发动机管道太近了吗 -太小了 - Too close to the engine ducts? - A bit too tight.
希望你不是针对我 I hope you're not being personal.
请问你们到底在说什么 Excuse me, what are you talking about?
别吵 大人们说事儿呢 Hush, Mummy and Daddy are busy.
来了 There we are.
-两点 时间到 -终止对话 - Two o'clock, here we go. - Cease this conversation.
亲爱的 如果下侧右舷甲板 Darling, in the event of a sudden meteor strike
遭到流星撞击 on the lower starboard decks,
最安全的位置是哪里 where would you say is the safest place to stand?
-流星撞击 -我认为 就是这里 - Meteor strikes? - Exactly here, I should think.
知道这是什么吗 这可不是巧合 D'you know what that isn't? A coincidence.
是你的逃跑计划 Your escape plan.
-比出租车便宜 -什么流星撞击 - It's cheaper than a taxi. - What meteor strike?
"警报 即将遭遇流星撞击" 'Alert. Meteor storm imminent.'
-就是这个流星撞击 -你是怎么知道的 - That meteor strike. - How could you know?
我是来自未来的考古学家 I'm an archaeologist from the future.
是我把你挖出来的 I dug you up.
四百年后见 See you in 400 years.
我有一本书 《史上最佳废墟餐厅》 I had this book. History's Finest Exploding Restaurants.
顶级佳肴免费品尝 咖啡就免了 The best food for free. Skip the coffee.
-对了 你觉得怎么样 -什么怎么样 - What do you think, by the way? - Of what?
我的新身体 My new body.
到时候再告诉你 我才只看了脸 I'll let you know. I've only seen the face.
你是怎么得到新身体的 不是有规定吗 How have you got a new one, by the way? Aren't there rules?
-发生了一件事 -我猜也是 - A thing happened. - I bet it probably did.
"右舷甲板失控 请弃船" 'Starboard decks compromised. Please abandon ship.'
钻石 The diamond?
-我厉害吧 -厉害可不够来形容你 - Good, aren't I? - I'm not sure good's the word.
你最好能找个更好的词 Better not be.
我们需要稳住飞船 We need to get this ship stabilised.
-控制室在哪里 -这边 - Where's the bridge? - This way.
"请弃船" 'Please abandon ship.'
-我们还得阻止这玩意 -抛硬币决定吧 - We also need to stop that. - Toss for it.
"请弃船" 'Please abandon ship.'
-我来搞定机器人 你去驾驶 -好 - I'll take the robot, you drive. - OK.
-别跟陌生人跑了 -你也好意思说这话 - Oh, don't stop for strangers. - Look who's talking.
有什么意义 一切都结束了 What's the point? It's over.
我要取你首级 I will take your head.
取来干嘛 我们都在这艘就要坠毁的飞船上 What for? We're on a crashing spaceship
我都不知道救不救得了它 and I don't even know if I can save it.
而你刚刚崩了你的国王 You just shot your own king in your own face.
你要是有脑袋也该被砍了 You'd get beheaded if you had one.
我取了你的首级 I will take yours.
海卓弗斯国王就能复活 King Hydroflax will live again.
你知道你需要什么吗 Do you know what you need?
你知道一个体面的无头国王需要什么吗 钱 Do you know what any decent headless king needs? Money.
这个可以连接银河系内任意两个银行 This connects every bank to every other bank in this galaxy.
就在我手上 多到用不完的钱 Right here in my hand. All the money you can eat.
演示给我看 Demonstrate.
乐意之至 With pleasure.
欢迎体验银河系最强防火墙 Welcome to all the best firewalls in the galaxy.
对钱财的保护是无可匹敌的 Nothing is protected like money.
一光年以内的股票市场都在你脑子里争执 Every stock market within a light year is arguing in your head.
我不明白 I do not understand.
哈哈哈 大多数人都搞不明白 Ha-ha! That's the way it is for most people.
不明白 不明白 Do not understand. Do not understand.
-他今天在股市亏大了 -不明白 - He had a bad day on the market. - Do not understand.
不明白 Do not understand.
抱歉啊 我知道这不是很好笑 Sorry, I appreciate that wasn't very funny,
可我就是忍不住想说 but I couldn't help saying it.
不能明白 不能明白 Do not understand. Do not under...
两分钟后撞上星球表面 'Surface impact in two minutes.'
其他人呢 Where's everyone else?
他们都逃跑了 我们也该走了 They ran for it. So should we.
我们得重新连上导航 We need to get the nav com back online.
-再重启一下推进器 -我尽量 - And re-route the thrusters. - I'm trying.
海卓弗斯王 So, King Hydroflax?
要说多少次 我只是嫁给了钻石 How many times? I married the diamond.
你说了算 So you say.
-伊丽莎白一世 -拉蒙 - Elizabeth I. - Ramone.
[以下均为与博士或瑞雯·宋有过关系的异性]
-玛丽莲·梦露 -斯蒂芬·弗雷 - Marilyn Monroe. - Stephen Fry.
-克莉奥帕特拉 -都一样 - Cleopatra! - Same thing.
等等 Hang on a minute.
-我认识那个星球 -很好 - I recognise that planet. - Well, that's nice!
也许他们会以我们命名等下撞出来的坑 Maybe they'll name the crater after us.
那是达令姆 That's Darillium!
知道我们要去哪总是好的 Always good to know where we're going.
-你能专心工作吗 -你知道的... - Could you concentrate on your work, please? - You know...
歌唱塔 the Singing Towers.
等下经过的时候我会朝他们挥手的 Yes, I'll be sure to give them a wave as we zoom past.
你总说要带我去 You always say you're going to take me there for dinner
可每次都在最后关头取消 and then you always cancel at the last minute.
我这次也想取消 I'd quite like to cancel this time too,
如果可能的话 if at all possible.
你在干什么 那是内部瞬间传送 What are you doing? That's the internal teleport.
没错 Yes.
我能用能量细胞给推进器充能 I can use the power cell to push the thrusters.
真的吗 要怎么做 Really? How?
拿着这个 快点 Hold this, quickly.
我不觉得这个能有什么用 Well, I don't see what good this will do.
抱歉 瑞雯 Sorry, River.
-撞烂飞船是我的工作 -你... - Crashing spaceships, that's my job. - You...
不 你不能 No, you don't!
更多能量 你能行的 你能行的 More power! You can do it, you can do it.
不 瑞雯 不不不 No, River, no, no, no, no!
-回塔迪斯去 这是我的工作 -是我的 - Get back in the TARDIS! This is my job! - This is MY job!
-我做得比较久 -我做得更好 - I've been doing it longer. - I do it better.
瑞雯 这艘船上没有一个人或者生物 River, not one person on this ship, not one living thing,
-比你重要 -或者比你重要 - is worth you. - Or you.
撞击倒计时 十 九 八... 'Surface impact in ten, nine, eight...'
-有点太近了 -是有点 - Teensy bit close. - Yeah, sort of.
-亲爱的 我们是不是该进去 -好主意 - Darling, shall we pop back indoors? - Yeah, good idea.
四 三 二 一 'Four, three, two, one.'
还是一样坚不可摧 Indestructible as ever.
嫁给了钻石 Married the diamond.
先生 你好 Hello? Sir...
-那艘船 你看到它掉下来了吗 -是的 - The ship, it came down, did you see it? - Yes, I did.
我在寻找幸存者 I've been searching for survivors.
我猜你找不到幸存者 I doubt if you'd find any.
也不觉得那些人值得你找 And I don't think any of them would be worth it,
如果这么说你能好受一点 if that's a comfort.
你能去找真的很勇敢 做得不错 Brave of you to try, though. Well done.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
那边就是歌唱塔 对吧 Those are the Singing Towers, aren't they?
是的 先生 其实只是风 Yes, sir, but it's just the wind.
达瑞令姆的歌唱塔 The Singing Towers of Darillium.
-我们终于来了 -先生 - Here we are at last. - Sir?
你知道吗 You know what?
应该在这里建一间餐厅 They should build a restaurant right here,
刚好能看到那两座塔 with a view of those towers.
那样能赚一大笔钱 你应该开一间 You could make a lot of money that way. You should do that.
那得先有很多钱去建才行 先生 You'd need a lot of money to begin with, sir.
哈拉斯·安卓瓦 The Halassi Androvar...
我觉得你会有很好的回报 I think you'll find that the reward is pretty substantial.
你为什么要给我这个 先生 Why would you give me this, sir?
餐厅 Restaurant.
打扰一下 我想订一张阳台上的桌子 Excuse me, um, I'd like a table on the balcony
-要能看到塔的 -抱歉 先生 - with a view of the towers. - I'm sorry, sir,
最早的预约已经排到了 the first available slot
四年后的圣诞节 I have is Christmas Day in four years' time.
没问题 Not a problem.
宋教授 博士在阳台等您 Professor Song! The doctor is waiting for you on the balcony.
-真棒 -这边请 女士 - Excellent. - This way, ma'am.
-位置好吗 -是全星系最好的 女士 - Do we have a good table? - The finest in all the galaxy, ma'am.
稍等 Er, one moment.
-拉蒙 -宋教授 - Ramone? - Professor Song.
博士很快就会到 The Doctor will be with you in a moment.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
他们从残骸中把我们挖出来了 女士 They pulled us from the wreckage, ma'am.
修好了 然后我就一直在这里工作 Fixed us up. I've been working here ever since.
别担心 Don't worry.
不好的都没了 我们融合之后被删除了 The nasty part's all gone - got deleted in the merger.
-纳多尔呢 -圣诞快乐 女士 - What about Nardole? - Oh, merry Christmas, ma'am.
再见到你们真高兴 Yeah, good to see you again.
-圣诞快乐 纳多尔 -抱歉我现在休息 - Merry Christmas, Nardole! - Sorry I'm off duty.
享受私人时间 I'm just having some me time.
-应该挺不容易的吧 -是的 女士 - I imagine that must be quite a challenge. - Yes, ma'am.
拉蒙 So, Ramone...
你现在有一具金属身体了 You have a metal body now.
这边 女孩儿 Down, girl!
-亲爱呢 你终于穿正装了 -圣诞快乐 - Now, that, my dear, is a suit. - Happy Christmas.
真的吗 Really?
你好像从来没送过我礼物 I don't think you've ever given me a present before.
是音速起子 真棒 It's a sonic screwdriver! How lovely!
我看到音速铲子的时候 When I saw the sonic trowel,
还觉得有点难为情 不过你看 I thought it was just embarrassing, but, look.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你看起来 很迷人 You look, er, amazing.
博士 你根本不知道迷人是什么样的 Doctor, you have no idea whether I look amazing or not.
-你发型变了 对吧 -说得不错 - Well, you've moved your hair about, haven't you? - Well done.
-你有这个心就很好了 -你觉得怎么样 - It's very sweet of you to try. - So what do you think?
歌唱塔 The Singing Towers.
音乐 The music.
你听 Listen to it.
你在哭吗 Are you crying?
没有 No.
只是风而已 Just the wind.
没有什么只是风而已 Nothing's ever just the wind.
不是吗 No?
风吹过岩洞 It blows through the cave system
与表面的晶体层产生共鸣 and harmonises with the crystal layer.
你为什么难过 Why are you sad?
那你又为什么难过 Why are YOU sad?
我告诉过你 我的日记快满了 I told you, my diary's nearly full.
我担心 I worry.
请不要担心 Please don't.
-你知道那里面有我们的故事 -我不敢想 - There are stories about us, you know. - Oh, I dread to think.
-我有时会翻看 -你不该那么做 - I look them up sometimes. - You really shouldn't do that.
日记里说 Some of them suggest that...
我们一起度过的最后一夜 The very last night we spend together
是在达瑞令姆的歌唱塔 is at the Singing Towers of Darillium.
那些不是真的 对吧 That wouldn't be true, would it?
该死的剧透 Spoilers.
那就解释了你为什么一直不愿来这里 Well, that would explain why you kept cancelling coming here.
你还记得那时... Do you remember that time...
-瑞雯 别说了 -曾有两个你... - River, stop. - When there were two of you...
-别说了 -因为我想让你知道 - Don't. - Because I want you to know
如果这就是最后一夜 that if this is the last night,
我觉得你有办法避免这一切 I expect you to find a way round it.
不是所有事情都能避开的 Not everything can be avoided.
不可能永远避开 Not forever.
但你是你 But you're you.
总会有个小漏洞 而你会等到最后一刻 There's always a loophole, you wait until the last minute
再突然找出来给我 and then you spring it on me.
每一晚都可能是什么的最后一晚 Every night is the last night for something,
每一个圣诞都是最后一个圣诞 every Christmas is the last Christmas...
但你会的 But you will.
你会等到我放弃希望 准备放弃一切时 You'll wait until I've given up hope, all will be lost,
再换上你那个自鸣得意的微笑 and you'll do that smug little smile
然后拯救一切 你总是那样 and then you'll save the day - you always do.
不 我不是每次都能做到 No, I don't, not always.
时间结束了 瑞雯 我无法阻止 Times end, River, because they have to.
这世界不存在"从此幸福地生活下去" Because there's no such thing as happy ever after.
我们这么骗自己是因为现实太残酷 It's just a lie we tell ourselves because the truth is so hard.
不 博士 No, Doctor...
你错了 You're wrong.
"从此幸福地生活下去"并不是永远 Happy ever after doesn't mean forever.
只是一段时间 It just means time...
一点点时间 A little time.
可那是一种你永远无法理解的东西 But that's not the sort of thing you could ever understand, is it?
-你觉得这些塔怎么样 -我超爱它们 - What do you think of the towers? - I love them.
-那你为什么忽略它们 -它们忽略了我 - Then why are you ignoring them? - They're ignoring me.
可是 你没法期待一块巨石回应你的爱 But then... you can't expect a monolith to love you back.
确实不行 No, you can't.
它们在那儿矗立了几百万年 They've been there for millions of years,
经历了狂风 洪流 战争和...时间 through storms and floods and wars and... time.
没有人能真正明白那些音乐来自哪里 Nobody really understands where the music comes from.
也许是由于刚好精准的位置 It's probably something to do with the precise positions,
以及两座塔之间的距离 the distance between both towers.
就连当地人都不明白 Even the locals aren't sure.
人们能够告诉你的只有 All anyone will ever tell you is
当适当的风拂过一个美好的夜晚 that when the wind stands fair and the night is perfect...
当你完全毫无准备的时候... When you least expect it...
但总是... But always...
在你最需要它的时候... When you need it the most...
歌声就响起了 There is a song.
所以 So...
假设今晚就是最后一晚 Assuming tonight is all we have left...
-我没这么说 -达瑞令姆的一晚 - I didn't say that. - How long...
有多久 is a night on Darillium?
24年 24 years.
我讨厌你 I hate you.
你才不会呢 No, you don't.
从此他们幸福地生活在一起了